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5 Ways Game of Thrones Could Actually Surprise Us Going Forward

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Game of Thrones has been doing the brutal death deal for four seasons now. How long can it possibly go on before people get the point and move on to something else? If HBO wants this show to actually make it to the end of the novels (whenever the fu…

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Game of Thrones and the Most Shocking TV Deaths Ever (*SPOILER CENTRAL*)

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If you haven’t watched the most recent Game of Thrones, click elsewhere!

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5 Game of Thrones Theories That Will Change the Way You Watch the Show (and Read the Books)

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These conspiracy theories demonstrate just how deep George R.R. Martin’s writing goes…or just how crazy his readers are.

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King Joffrey, Carl Grimes, And Five More Hate-Worthy TV Characters We’d Like to Kick Down a Flight of Stairs

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I don’t know anyone who loves Game of Thrones who doesn’t want to see Joffrey die. Like, painfully. Like, right now.

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Holy Taco Interviews Hodor

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August is winding down and we’ve been without the thrill of Game of Thrones for some months now. Have you forgotten how much you love the show? Have you been cutting yourself awaiting its return? Have you touched yourself whilst thinking of me? …

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25 Acceptable Reasons to not Watch Game of Thrones

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Game of Thrones returned last night and it was awesome because it could be nothing but. Some people apparently don’t watch Thrones, however and that’s OK, we all have our reasons for insane, unjustifiable behavior. Here are the only acceptable rea…

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A Game of Hodor vs The Walking Carl

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It is dark and it is cold and everything should be still and peaceful. Everything is not. The forest has shed its forest sounds. There are no birds in trees, nor even insects. There is no breeze. But there is the crunch of leaves, felled branch…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter V

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There are mornings when I wake up and have to wonder if perhaps I unknowingly made a great enemy of some vengeful god at some point in my life. I awoke this morning to a direwolf attempting to breed with my cloak whilst I was wearing it. Just a war…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter IV

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Gods be good, I’ve made so many errors in judgment in my life. I could have gone to the Wall, you know. Well, obviously I am partaking of such an adventure now, but I mean on my own. They would have accepted me as a Black Brother. To be sure I w…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter III

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This exact conversation happened earlier today; “ We’re running low on rations.” “Hodor.”

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter II

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Wolfswood. Charming. Home of direwolves, regular wolves, escaped Wildlings and disease-bearing ticks. I’m loathe to imagine a less hospitable place. But of course we’re traveling north to the Wall, so less hospitable is all we have to look forwar…

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