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25 Acceptable Reasons to not Watch Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones returned last night and it was awesome because it could be nothing but. Some people apparently don’t watch Thrones, however and that’s OK, we all have our reasons for insane, unjustifiable behavior. Here are the only acceptable rea…

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A Game of Hodor vs The Walking Carl

posted 08/20/2012
by Ian Fortey

It is dark and it is cold and everything should be still and peaceful. Everything is not. The forest has shed its forest sounds. There are no birds in trees, nor even insects. There is no breeze. But there is the crunch of leaves, felled branch…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter V

posted 08/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

There are mornings when I wake up and have to wonder if perhaps I unknowingly made a great enemy of some vengeful god at some point in my life. I awoke this morning to a direwolf attempting to breed with my cloak whilst I was wearing it. Just a war…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter IV

posted 07/30/2012
by Ian Fortey

Gods be good, I’ve made so many errors in judgment in my life. I could have gone to the Wall, you know. Well, obviously I am partaking of such an adventure now, but I mean on my own. They would have accepted me as a Black Brother. To be sure I w…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter III

posted 07/23/2012
by Ian Fortey

This exact conversation happened earlier today; “ We’re running low on rations.” “Hodor.”

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter II

posted 07/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

Wolfswood. Charming. Home of direwolves, regular wolves, escaped Wildlings and disease-bearing ticks. I’m loathe to imagine a less hospitable place. But of course we’re traveling north to the Wall, so less hospitable is all we have to look forwar…

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A Game of Hodor: Chapter 1

posted 07/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

Seven gods be damned, the ennui of travel. Oh, how it pains me. It’s so bloody monotonous. And what dares break the monotony after many weary leagues and long, cold nights? Deadly peril, of course. Never a soothing mug of ale, nor snifter of po…

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The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones

posted 05/17/2012
by Ian Fortey

HBO’s Game of Thrones has cemented itself as an awesome, epic fantasy/drama series chock full of boobies and a couple of dragons. It’s huge and everyone loves it except for a handful of vociferous haters. Shit, did we just use vociferous in a sent…

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How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

posted 05/08/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you want to produce an epic fantasy series of books/HBO smut plays, good for you. The fantasy genre has never been hotter than it is right now thanks to Game and predecessors like Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter and whatever that silliness that …

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Game Of Thrones Makes Me Want To Watch A Child Die

posted 04/13/2012
by Luis Prada

My biggest gripe of the show and the books so far is that Joffrey isn’t dead yet.

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25 Chairs Made from Bizarre Materials

posted 04/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

HBO’s Game of Thrones has been hyped like nobody’s business. Part of that hype included a tour with the titular throne so people could hang out and get pics in it, because man does the world love a chair. And with that in mind, here&#…

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25 Acceptable Reasons to not Watch Game of Thrones

A Game of Hodor vs The Walking Carl

A Game of Hodor: Chapter V

A Game of Hodor: Chapter IV

A Game of Hodor: Chapter III

A Game of Hodor: Chapter II

A Game of Hodor: Chapter 1

The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones

How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

Game Of Thrones Makes Me Want To Watch A Child Die

25 Chairs Made from Bizarre Materials

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