Explore Holy Taco

Video Game Review: QWOP Can Suck It

QWOP-Game-Where-and-How-To-Play

QWOP is a flash game that tells the tale of “our small nation’s sole representative at the Olympic games.” Also, it can suck it. Hard. It can suck all of the its, and it can do it in a very hard, rough, and sloppy manner that causes it to gag, cry,…

Read Full Article

The Santa Tossing Contest

The Santa Tossing Contest

The crew at Up Up Down Down games has come up with something the waste those last few hours of holiday productivity for you – Santa Tossing. To celebrate that fact, and ensure you’re not working at all before the holidays, we’re running a Santa To…

Read Full Article

Now You Too Can Crack Justin Bieber in the Head

Now You Too Can Crack Justin Bieber in the Head

  You know how you laughed really hard when you heard someone winged Justin Bieber in the head at a concert recently?  And how, even though taking joy in the pain of another is perverse and wrong, this wa sstill somehow not just right, bu…

Read Full Article

The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

Chat Roulette is either the most awesome or the most terrible thing ever. Either way, it’s much more fun when you’re drinking, so we’ve come up with a Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game. Now you’re sure to have a great time no…

Read Full Article

Poop Chute

Poop-Chute

2010 Superbowl Commercials   Cameltoes Galore! (TotalProSports)   The Chicago Beer Tour (MadeMan)   Krista Voda Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Your Loose Cannon Partner 101 (ScreenJunkies)   The MMA Fightpicker Game! (Cagepotato) …

Read Full Article

Dive Bar Bingo

Dive Bar Bingo

In the past, we’ve shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties.  Now we’ve come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you’re hanging out in a crappy dive bar th…

Read Full Article

Halloween Bingo Card

Halloween Bingo Card

Whether you’re attending a party, going trick-or-treating, or escaping from your bloodthirsty psychopathic siblings in the dark of night, you’re going to see a lot of freaky weird things this Halloween.  You may as well keep track o…

Read Full Article

Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 1

Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 1

  The folks over at G4 asked us to make a video promoting their new series 2 Months, 2 Million.  Their show is about a gambling tournament, so we decided to see what would happen if the Holy Taco staff had a poker tournament of our own.&n…

Read Full Article

Bad News Crossword Puzzles

Bad News Crossword Puzzles

There are some things in life that are just too hard to say to someone’s face, but Crossword Puzzles are a great way to get your point across.  These crossword puzzles are a fun activity, and putting the answers in numerical order will ge…

Read Full Article

Barbie Foosball

Barbie-Foosball

Connect One Was My Favorite Childhood Game

Connect-One-Was-My-Favorite-Childhood-Game


5 Strongest Arguments Against Gay Marriage


How to Make a McGriddle at Home


How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song


25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics


7 Avengers Too Lame for the Movie


Zooey Deschanel Hotness


Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With