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Texts from Bennett: Who is Bennett?

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Today I received word of the tumblr account Texts From Bennett from 6 different people. Everyone wanted to assure me it’s funny. And it is kind of funny, because Bennett seems like a bit of a slow coach while at the same time being somethi…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Are “Gangsta”

A Flowchart to Determine If You Are “Gangsta”

It’s getting harder and harder these days to figure out if you’re Gansta. What does it take to be Gangsta in 2010? Is rolling down the street and smoking indo while sipping on gin n’ juice really enough these days? Do you have to d…

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You Had Me At “Free Condoms”

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You Better Have a Good New Years!

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15 Sexy Christmas Cheerleaders (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop) &nb…

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Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

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20 Hot Chicks in Painted-On Sports Jerseys (TotalProSports)   Getting Laid At A Haunted House (MadeMan)   January Jones On The Speedway (AllLeftTurns)   Tom Cruise Goes To College (ScreenJunkies)   Sexy Superfans Are…Sexy (…

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This Kid Has Overcome Extreme Obstacles to be Gangsta

This Kid Has Overcome Extreme Obstacles to be Gangsta

There was a Tweety Bird cartoon a long time ago, where Tweety got a hold of some magic potion that turned him into a monster, or a "weretweety" of some sort.  The hard, thuggish, progeriatric kid in this video dubs himself "Chick…

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Fugg Rife

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I ask you, is there anything Charles Barkley can’t do?  (buzzfeed)   Man’s Most Disappointing Inventions (Cracked)   The Friday Afternoon Christmas Party (IHeartChaos)   The Brothers Bloom Review (ScreenJunkies)  …

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Iraq’s Littlest Gangsta Gives Adorable Beatdowns

Iraq’s Littlest Gangsta Gives Adorable Beatdowns

Lil Iraqi Gangsta – Watch more free videos People say we’ve done a lot of terrible things to Iraq since our invasion. But, I think this video proves otherwise. As you can see, the fat and sassy children of Iraq have so much freedom and p…

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Tony Yayo Will Glare At Your Children

Tony Yayo Will Glare At Your Children

Some thug rappers have actual street cred. For example, 50 Cent got shot and lived, Tupac and Biggie got shot and died. As you can see, getting shot is a great way to solidify your status as “gangsta”. Harrassing a 14-year-old is not. A…

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