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Do you suffer from gout? The consumption? Osteosyphillis? Lonely beaver? All these conditions and more can be cured by following Holy Taco on Twitter. We offer more random, 76% original jokes than you’ll find on 15 of the top 250 Twitter …

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9 Rules of Engagement for Wife Swapping (Ted Haggard & Gary Busey Edition)

9 Rules of Engagement for Wife Swapping (Ted Haggard & Gary Busey Edition)

Say hi to our guest article by Nicholas Pell, a freelance writer who will touch your wife. Apparently watching ABC mix up red state Bible bumpers and blue state body piercers wasn’t entertaining enough for America. Celebrity Wife Swap takes it up a…

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6 People Who are Somehow Still Alive

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This past weekend Amy Winehouse died and ever since the internet has been abuzz with crass jokes and condolences. Holy Taco gave Ms. Winehouse more than her fair share of press time over the years and it wouldn’t be right to see her off without a …

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5 Actors Fired for Hilariously Sad Reasons

5 Actors Fired for Hilariously Sad Reasons

No one likes getting fired, it’s a bit of a kick in the teeth. However, if someone else gets fired, well then that’s some juicy gossip stuff right there. And if a celebrity gets fired, then it’s just funny. Really. Don’t…

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Happy Valentines Day! Love Gary Busey!

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25 Pics of Gary Busey Looking Pretty Much Insane

25 Pics of Gary Busey Looking Pretty Much Insane

  We’re not sure when Gary Busey stopped giving a damn and just settled into a comfortable life of being totally unhinged, but whatever.  At least he always seems to be smiling.  That’s a smile, right?

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Gary Busey Is Crazy

Gary Busey Is Crazy

   This might be one of the greatest Gary Busey videos ever.     The Hottest Bicycle Seat Ever (TotalProSports) The Weirdest Statues in the World (SuperTremendous) How To Get Hot Babes (Coed) Stupid Things Women Think About (Lem…

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I Would Ride It

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Bored Girls Like To Make Out (TotalProSports)   10 Teams That Are Getting Screwed (BleacherReport)   Psychic Drawing Fail (Manofest)   Hot Alice in Wonderland Girls (Coed)   Hot Girls In Hot Places (Maxim)   Hot Ladies of th…

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An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

I don’t claim to be smart, which is why I work at a website. If I were smart, I’d probably be an astronologist, sitting in front of big parascope all day and staring at the sun like smart people do.  This story, however, will amaze …

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Three Christmas Busey Moon

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Snowboarder Clings To Cliff Ledge [pics] (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop)…

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If Gary Busey Were In Every Picture Ever Photoshop Contest

If Gary Busey Were In Every Picture Ever Photoshop Contest

Here at Holy Taco, we’re big Gary Busey fans, and we’re excited about the internet trend where people put Busey’s head into other images.  There was a Something Awful thread about this a few months back, but nobody’s con…

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