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The 5 Worst Places to Endure a Fart

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Childish? Unnecessary? Sophomoric? No. Not at all. Listen, fart jokes are fart jokes and we’ve all heard our share but they exist for a reason – a fart is a real thing with real consequences and there are some places where farts just shouldn’t b…

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The Definitive List of Fart Euphemisms

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Farting. It’s the single funniest thing a person can do. Don’t Google it, don’t debate, don’t even bother trying to think of something funnier. There’s nothing. But the problem with farting, if there is one, is that it may be too funny. It’s to…

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The Military Has Banned Farts: A Fart Retrospecticus

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On August 23rd, 2011 the Military Times reported the awful news that audible farting is no longer allowed for some Marines in Afghanistan. The audible fart, it seems, offends some of their Afghan hosts. No one in Afghanistan has an anus. The Marine…

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Gulf Coast Oil Spill Graphs

Gulf Coast Oil Spill Graphs

In case you haven’t heard, an off-shore oil rig sprung a leak recently, dumping thousands of gallons of oil into the ocean off of the gulf coast and creating what will soon become the largest oil spill in history. In an effort to make some sen…

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How To: Fart In Public

How To: Fart In Public

Powerpoint Presentations are really boring.  They’re always about something super-lame, like "Quarterly Sales" or "Annual Net Profits".  We’d like to see some powerpoints about things that really matter, lik…

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As Much As You Want To…

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