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5 More Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage

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I once wrote about the terrors that would befall us if we allowed gay marriage but the debate has obviously not gone away and, in fact, marriage equality is gaining ground. If something isn’t done we’ll soon be treating everyone in the world like r…

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25 Things a Straight Guy is Afraid are Gay

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The recent election in the US and the legalization of gay marriage in yet more states has made great strides for equality as it relates to sexuality. Back in the day, gay was the worst insult you could sling at someone on the schoolyard.

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Totally Gay for Hollywood: 6 Riveting Celebrity Gayness Rumors

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Every celebrity will eventually fall victim to a malicious albeit hilarious rumor at some point in their career; they love cocaine, they used to murder hobos, they had sex with Kim Kardashian, it’s a mixed bag of squalor. But few rumors stand the …

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Don’t Read This Article If You’re A Rick Perry Supporter

Don’t Read This Article If You’re A Rick Perry Supporter

Warning: Don’t read this if you don’t want to hear someone rant about how some people can’t seem to comprehend ideas that should be simple and easy to grasp in the 21st century. In other words, I’m going to be ranting about politics. Specially, a n…

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Holytaco Buzz: Stroke of What?

Holytaco Buzz: Stroke of What?

Many things change in a person after a stroke; sexual orientation is now one of them.  Don’t believe me?  That’s what happened to Rugby Player Chris Birch, who injured himself attempting a back flip and suffered a stroke in the process.…

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10 Other Policies That Have to be Repealed Along With Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

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The military wasn’t the only institution that didn’t want to get mixed up in your sex life. But now that soldiers are free to be openly gay, a lot of other places have to drop their policies about employee and member lifestyle as well.

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30 WTF Moments from Matt Zarley’s WTF

30 WTF Moments from Matt Zarley’s WTF

Word has it this video is not a joke. I say well played, because this shit is hilarious, but I will go with the idea it’s sincere for the purposes of this article because the rational part of my brain still watches and understands it like it’s a r…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Fight Club was awesome and all but man, Bob’s boobs were really spectacular. Made me think of this, too.

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The 15 Gayest Cities in America: A Holy Taco Rundown

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Recently, the Advocate released it’s remarkably scientific list of the gayest cities in America. How scientific? One of the criteria for gayness involved the number of Tegan and Sara concerts within the city limits in the last year. Lord knows t…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

We’re not sure if this is real or the angry outtakes from am amateur porno, but we had our money on the ginger from the beginning and the judges ruled he won 10-9 in each round against the shitty tattooed doughboy.

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Amber Heard Claims She’s a LesbianPics or it Didn’t Happen

Amber Heard Claims She’s a LesbianPics or it Didn’t Happen

For those of you who don’t know or care, Amanda Heard is an actress. She’s been in a few movies you might have heard of (Zombieland, Pineapple Express). She’s done some television work (“Californication,” “Hidden…

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