I once wrote about the terrors that would befall us if we allowed gay marriage but the debate has obviously not gone away and, in fact, marriage equality is gaining ground. If something isn’t done we’ll soon be treating everyone in the world like r…
Most doctors agree that the well-known "penis-inside-a-man’s-face-or-ass" (or, PIAMFOA) test is, by far the most definitive way to figure out if someone is gay or not. If you’re unsure if someone you know is gay, …
When I was in high school, after my brothers had been away to college, I accidentally left a porno movie in my parents VCR. They found it and confronted me about it. I denied vigorously that it was mine. Then finally after a few hours I decided …
You know how everyone is always like: “It’s a known fact that John Travolta is banging the stable boy!’ and “Tom Cruise does goats!” and “Robin Williams has man-threesomes, everybody knows that!” and “…
Some things never change. The sun will always come up in the morning, the rich will always get richer and Larry Craig will always put a sexual innuendo into one of his press releases. I mean, come on, man. You’ve been busted for gay sex count…