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Resolved Questions: Running a train

Resolved Questions: Running a train

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answer’s user Kelsy. Kelsy writes:   Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “i here it all the time from my brother and his friends”

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Are Arizonans Racist?

Are Arizonans Racist?

Arizona has been receiving national attention recently for passing a racist illegal immigration law. We decided to take a closer look at the citizens of Arizona to find out if they’re really a bunch of racist cowboy rednecks, or if they’…

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Kylie Minogue

Kylie-Minogue

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Kylie Minogue may be looking a little plastic these days, but she is certainly looking good for her age.  Though relatively unknown in the States, Kylie is a popular and well known singer/songwriter from Aus…

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Oh iPhone, You Are Incorrigible!

Oh iPhone, You Are Incorrigible!

See what they did right there, they made you think there’s a better phone then the iPhone, but then at the last second, they revealed that there’s not! Apple, you’ve done it again! If you already own the old version of the iPhone…

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Why Is This Glove Called “The Shocker”?

Why Is This Glove Called “The Shocker”?

I don’t usually do a lot of things that require gloves (constant blogging has left my hands as supple as a baby’s ass), but if I ever did need to cover my hands, I would use a pair of Shocker Love Gloves. Why are these gloves named afte…

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Buy This: The Grillworks

Buy This: The Grillworks

Fire up a brontasaurus with ease using the $3,300 Grillworks grill. Using something called a V-channel to catch all those delicious bronto-juices, this is the king of the grills. It’s two feet deep, almost four feet wide, and allows you to ra…

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Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines

Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines

OK, I am totally about to blow your mind, but Kim Crawford‘s line of high-quality premium New Zealand wines will impress anyone from a wine novice to a connoisseur and…their screw cap. I know, I know. You thought screw cap wine was basic…

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Tell The World You’re A Whore

Tell The World You’re A Whore

Remember those days when you’re baby didn’t know who its daddy was? Well, if you went on the Maury Povich show, gave a little DNA, and waited for Maury to tell you the results on the air, you definitely know which guy’s sperm fert…

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Make Movies All Day

Make Movies All Day

If everyone had one of these flip cameras, we wouldn’t see so many sex tapes with shitty quality.  Uncrate.com has a nice little write up on them: The Flip holds 60 minutes of VGA-quality (640 x 480) video on 2GB of built-in memory and produc…

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Drink This: Penderyn Welsh Whisky

Drink This: Penderyn Welsh Whisky

You’ve heard of Scottish Whisky, Irish Whiskey, Tennessee Whiskey and Kentucky Bourbon (which is also a whiskey.) But what about Welsh Whisky? The vowel-hating nation next to England is known mostly for Tom Jones and having a language that re…

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Eat This: Bacon Lollipop

Eat This: Bacon Lollipop

Bacon has been made into mints, candy bars, and a roof of a meat house, so it’s no surprise to see the world’s most manly food has now been made into lollipops. Using real Vermont bacon, these lollys also use real VT maple syrup to crea…

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