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Resolved Questions: Running a train

Resolved Questions: Running a train

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answer’s user Kelsy. Kelsy writes:   Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “i here it all the time from my brother and his friends”

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Human Weapon on DVD

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Human Weapon on DVD

Write a caption for the above photo and you could win a copy of Human Weapon: Military Combat on DVD. This series will teach you how to kill grown men with your bare hands from the comfort of your Cheeto-stained couch. Leave your submissions in the…

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How To Work Out Your Groin Muscle

How To Work Out Your Groin Muscle

costco joyride – Watch more free videos This is the iJoy Ride exercise machine. Sometimes I think at these companies that make exercise machines, there’s a hundred designers, 99 of which are totally serious and dedicated to making good …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Criss Angel Mindfreak Season 3

Give-A-Wednesday: Criss Angel Mindfreak Season 3

Write a caption for the above photo and you can win a copy of Criss Angel’s Mindfreak – Season 3. If you don’t know Criss Angel, he’s the illusionist who can make himself levitate and manage to hook up with Pam Anderson (sti…

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All The Best Cheeseburgers Come In A Can

All The Best Cheeseburgers Come In A Can

When you think about it, cans bring us some of our favorite things in the world. Beer, dolphin-flecked tuna fish and now…cheeseburgers. See that photo? See how delicious that cheeseburger from a can looks? Don’t worry about the fact the…

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The 10 Best Beer Slogans

The 10 Best Beer Slogans

Everyone knows that beer is great. But sometimes the slogans used to sell it are even better. 10. Blatz – How Mother and Baby “Picked Up” This advertisement actually says, “A case of Blatz Beer in your home means much to the…

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Apple Fanboys Make Me Hate Apple Computers

Apple Fanboys Make Me Hate Apple Computers

I don’t get the stupid computer arguments dorks like this guy get into. If you want to use a Mac, go for it. If you want to use a PC, I don’t care. To me, a computer is a machine that gives me porn and…well, that’s about it.…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win The Thunderbirds DVD Set

Give-A-Wednesday: Win The Thunderbirds DVD Set

Write a caption for this lovely photo and you can win a copy of the classic Thunderbirds 40th Anniversary Collector’s Edition 12 DVD Mega Set. Submit your caption to the comments section and winners will be notified via email from Holy Taco. …

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What The World Needs Now: A Meat House

What The World Needs Now: A Meat House

Let’s face it, yesterday was a bad day in the world of news. The stock market took a huge tumble, promising young actor Heath Ledger inexplicably died, and I accidentally shit my pants while bending over to pick up my mail (that last one didn…

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What Would Rambo Do? Kill You.

What Would Rambo Do? Kill You.

The new Rambo movie, Rambo IV – The Curse of Rocky Balboa, looks like it’s an hour and a half of glorious shootings, stabbings and other various killings at close range. You should show your support for Rambo by wearing this “What…

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My Monkey Picked My Tea

My Monkey Picked My Tea

If you’re in to tea, and you’re in to monkeys, then I have some exciting news for you. There’s a brand of tea on the market that’s picked solely by monkeys. Loaded with antioxidants, monkey picked tea ($25) is, as the name …

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Thirsty Thursday: Budweiser + Clamato = Chelada

Thirsty Thursday: Budweiser + Clamato = Chelada

I have to hand it to Budweiser. For all the crap they get for being a mainstream American lager, they actually go out of their way to try new things (see their seasonal Jack’s Pumpkin Spice Ale and my personal fave, Tequiza). Now they’v…

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