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Resolved Questions: Running a train

Resolved Questions: Running a train

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answer’s user Kelsy. Kelsy writes:   Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “i here it all the time from my brother and his friends”

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Xbox and Old Spice Stuff

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Xbox and Old Spice Stuff

Write a caption for this photo and you can win the following prize package from Old Spice: A year’s supply of Old Spice Products (12 body washes, 12 deordorants, 12 body sprays), an official Xbox Wireless Racing Wheel and an Xbox Arcade Stick…

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Thirsty Thursday: Hilariously Large Wine Glass

Thirsty Thursday: Hilariously Large Wine Glass

Sometimes having to refill your wine glass over and over and over and over and over and over again can be a little tedious. So, instead why not just use a glass that holds an entire bottle of wine. This 750ml glass will contain…you guessed it…

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Put A Deejay In Your Pocket

Put A Deejay In Your Pocket

Imagine if you could fit this guy?in your pocket when you go to parties.  Mmm, maybe somebody less child-molester-esque.   The point I’m trying to make is that you could have the power of a deejay  right in your pocket, and still have room fo…

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Guitar Hero Now Hero Of Belt Buckles

Guitar Hero Now Hero Of Belt Buckles

Air Guitar Hero – Watch more free videos OK, let me try to explain this product to you and keep both of my testicals at the same time. This belt buckle, called the “Air Guitar Rocker” from Jada Toys is hooked up to an amplifier on …

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Eat A Deep-Fried Cheeseburger Made from Bacon

Eat A Deep-Fried Cheeseburger Made from Bacon

Sometimes a sandwich sneaks up behind you and gives your arteries a good, solid yank. This sandwich, which is a deep fried, cheese-stuffed bacon patty on a bun may be the worst thing in the world for you. (Yes, worse than AIDS, Cancer and Cancer AI…

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Thirsty Thursday: New Year’s Drinking Guide

Thirsty Thursday: New Year’s Drinking Guide

Chances are you’re on your way to a New Year’s party this weekend. Instead of bringing a boring old bottle of Cristal, pour out a few of these and you’ll be the belle of the ball,or at least slightly more desirable after midnight. …

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If You Love Me, Buy Me This

If You Love Me, Buy Me This

This my friends, is the 2008 Polaris Ranger RZR. It starts at $10,300, has 800 cc’s of power, and a top speed of 55 mph. If my parents had offered to buy me one of these when I was twelve if I promised to stop masturbating so frequently, I …

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What’s Your Stance On The Boob?

What’s Your Stance On The Boob?

Before you leave the house every morning you should ask yourself a few questions. “Do people know how I feel about boobs?” “Do they know that I love them?” “Do they know that if there was just a singular “boob…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour

Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour

Write a caption about this extremely unfortunate bicyclist and you can win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour. This game is essentially Tecmo Bowl for the 21st Century. Each game lasts 15 minutes and you don’t have to know the difference between a…

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Old Fashioned Car Doors are for Poor People

Old Fashioned Car Doors are for Poor People

Remember when you had to open your car door with your hands? Man, I can’t believe we used to live like that. In case you built a time machine and you’re reading this from the 1400s and you have no idea what I’m talking about, click…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win a WWE Controller

Give-A-Wednesday: Win a WWE Controller

  Write a caption for this photo of this extremely sexy “lady” and win a PS2 controller with a Batista and Undertaker skin. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by HolyTaco via email. Here’s what it…

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