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Resolved Questions: Running a train

Resolved Questions: Running a train

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answer’s user Kelsy. Kelsy writes:   Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “i here it all the time from my brother and his friends”

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Cancer? Not Cured. Lackluster Craps? Cured.

Cancer? Not Cured. Lackluster Craps? Cured.

The worst part about taking a dump is having to look at a pile of lifeless brown mass just sitting there with no personality. Well, my friend, your days of dull and dreary dung are over! Some scientist weirdos have created the Gold Pill. It’s…

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Fat Tuesday: This Whopper Tastes Like Shit

Fat Tuesday: This Whopper Tastes Like Shit

But there’s a perfectly valid reason for this Whopper’s lack of flava. In honor of it’s 50th birthday, Madame Tussauds in NYC has created a wax version of the classic man-meal. And just because they felt like it, Tussauds also mad…

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Tell The World About Your Virginity

Tell The World About Your Virginity

If your dog keeps getting his ass jousted by other dogs in the neighborhood, then maybe it’s time to get Fido his own suit of armor. I don’t know if this is for hardcore LARPers or dudes who are trying to compensate for tiny dicks or ba…

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I’m a Simple Woman Who Wants Her Salad Tossed

I’m a Simple Woman Who Wants Her Salad Tossed

Most ecards you get are from your mom and they consist of cartoon puppy dancing around a birthday cake and singing “Happy Barkday”. Someecards.com saw that there weren’t electronic greetings that spoke to the common man. So they d…

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Thirsty Thursday: Jose Cuervo Platino Tequila

Thirsty Thursday: Jose Cuervo Platino Tequila

Platino is the newest tequila from Jose Cuervo’s ultra premium Reserva De La Familia line. This limited edition silver tequila, which means it’s only been aged 60 days, was once reserved as the Cuervo family’s private stash. But n…

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GiveaWednesday: Write a Caption, Win StrangleHold

GiveaWednesday: Write a Caption, Win StrangleHold

Write a caption for this photo of a jump-roper gone awry and win a copy of Midway’s “John Woo Presents Stranglehold” for the PS3. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by HolyTaco via email. If that…

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Hey Everyone! Let’s All Measure our Penises!

Hey Everyone! Let’s All Measure our Penises!

If you’re one of those people who has a penis (we’re talking to you, Whoopi) then you may have wondered exactly how big it is. Well, wonder no more. Now you can know the true shame of three inches with the Size of a Man penis measurer. …

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