Gemma Atkinson

Age: 23

Where you’ve seen her: Gemma Atkinson is a British singer, actor and model. You’ve probably never seen her, but if you’ve been to space, you’ve seen her breasts.

Pointless quote that made me sheepishly cross off all of the interview questions I had for her: “All people ask about is boobs. It’s like the whole nation is obsessed with my boobs”

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I Don’t Know Gemma Atkinson, but I Do Know Boobs

I have no idea who Gemma Atkinson is, but apparently she took off her shirt and helped celebrate something called Ultimo the other day. I have no idea if Ultimo is a store or a fashion line or a type of ball. And I don’t care.

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