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5 More Publicity Stunts for Gene Simmons & Shannon Tweed

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After 65 years of being a couple, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed finally got married in some manner of ceremony that was probably horribly tacky and self indulgent. I say this not out of malice, but out of absolute certainty as anyone with eyes (w…

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Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape

Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape

There are a few people in the world that I don’t want to see having sex. Some of them are: Penn Gillette, Arnold Palmer, Frank Stallone, that cerebral palsy chick from Facts of Life, Flozell Adams, Burt Wolf, Brian Dunkelman, Maxi Priest, Sco…

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