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Why Wasn’t I Even Considered For The Title of Sexiest Man Alive?

Okay, so, apparently, the fascist fashionistas at People magazine think people with cystic acne and box cutter scars don’t qualify for the title of “sexiest man alive”. What, spastic, highly stretchable lips that can be pulled over the nose …

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George Clooney and Sarah Larson Break Up

posted 05/27/2008
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Once when I was at the zoo, I saw a monkey jerk off into his hand, then run up to a group of female monkeys and wipe his DNA on her face, then quickly run away. The female monkey didn’t flip out, she just calmly wiped it off her face, smelle…

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How George Clooney Met Sarah Larson

posted 04/10/2008
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If you really really really like complete and total watered down bullshit stories, then you’re going to love Sarah Larson‘s recounting of how her and George Clooney met. Now, I’ve put what she said through my patented Bullshit Tr…

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George Clooney Robbed At Gunpoint

posted 04/01/2008
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Couple more stories like these and Sudan’s NEVER going to get to host the Olympics. Usmagazine.com reports: During a recent trip to southern Sudan, [George Clooney] said he was going through checkpoints when muggers attacked him. “Ther…

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Taco Belle: Sarah Larson

posted 03/31/2008
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Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s new girlfriend, used to like to get down when she was a waitress in Vegas. According to Star Magazine: “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until re…

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The 1st Annual Holy TacOscars!

posted 02/24/2008
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Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don’t have a host, but if we did, it’d be these guys: Now, on to the awards: BEST PICTURE….TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM: Elton John, Harrison Ford, Cali…

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Amy Winehouse Campaigns For Booze

posted 02/03/2008
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Amy_Winehouse – see more hot chicks Actors and musicians often times use their celebrity to make the world a better place. Bono is trying to stop world hunger. Angelina Jolie is working to eradicate poverty in third world countries, and now,…

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Why Wasn’t I Even Considered For The Title of Sexiest Man Alive?

George Clooney and Sarah Larson Break Up

How George Clooney Met Sarah Larson

George Clooney Robbed At Gunpoint

Taco Belle: Sarah Larson

The 1st Annual Holy TacOscars!

Amy Winehouse Campaigns For Booze

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