February 29th, 2008 | 08:40
Buy some rubbers and get some ointment for that rash. We’re gonna get you some sex—fast.
1. Always be ready
If you’re going to get laid in less than a minute, you need to look like a guy who can get laid in less than a minute. So make not being a slob your new default setting. Tuck in your shirt, wear clothes that match, don’t let your hair be messy and—this is important—wear nice shoes. It’s all about first impressions and some girls aren’t aroused by your kitschy Thundercats t-shirt. Bitches.
2. Get the lay of the land
Wherever you are—bar, club, wedding, bail bond office—you need to observe the scene. Is there a girl who got separated from her friends? Did another guy just crash and burn? Swoop in! Better yet, read body language to find a girl who is blatantly interested in sex. Is she biting or licking her lips? Playing with her hair or necklace while she’s looking at you? Cupping her breasts and foaming at the mouth? Then you’ve got yourself a target!
get laid in 40 seconds, How-to
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