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6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

Malls date back to the 1700s and were, probably, totally kick ass back then. There wasn’t a Hot Topic to be seen, mall walkers had yet to be invented and the foul, sugary stench of Cinnabon was mostly overshadowed by the foul, sugary stench …

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Best Senior Portrait EVER

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Are “Gangsta”

A Flowchart to Determine If You Are “Gangsta”

It’s getting harder and harder these days to figure out if you’re Gansta. What does it take to be Gangsta in 2010? Is rolling down the street and smoking indo while sipping on gin n’ juice really enough these days? Do you have to d…

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Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they’re everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It’s important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region’s strain of d…

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How Ghetto is Your City?

How Ghetto is Your City?

 A few months ago, we posted a handy equation to help you figure out how white trash your city is.  We didn’t want to overlook all the ghetto cities out there, though,  so we came up with The Ghetto Formula, to help you determin…

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