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Meet Claudia Ochoa Felix, World’s Sexiest Drug Cartel Assassin (Allegedly)


Claudia Ochoa Felix has legs for days, ass for months, and can probably have you executed like the gringo dog you are.

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25 Galleries You Won’t See on Holy Taco Now That We No Longer Do Girl Galleries

ladies and bears

We’re moving on from focusing on girl galleries here at Holy taco to focus more on unique, editorial content. It’s not that we don’t like girl galleries, we’re just leaving them for the other guys. Because of that, hereR…

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Holy Taco Breaks Up with Girls

farewell card

Listen, we need to talk. The last few years have been awesome, they really have. We had good times. Remember when we thought up the name “Taco Belle?” That was clever. Cuz like, it’s Belle as in beauty or whatever, but it’s also like the restaur…

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