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25 Things You Can Say To Your Dog but Not Your Date

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Just to clarify, we’re not saying you can’t say these things, just maybe never on a first date until you’ve established some kind of proper rapport that supports such things. Also, last minute edit, I’m told I lifted this idea from Whose Line is it…

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Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

Today’s questions comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Lucy. Lucy writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “When I woke up the next morning she turned out to be a loaf of bread. Very disappointing." When we are young, we me…

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The Saturday Video : When Horrifying and Hot Meet

The Saturday Video :  When Horrifying and Hot Meet

Yesterday at the Teabaggers Rally

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This Is Long Overdue…

Long-Overdue

Race Fans Cheat Death (TotalProSports)   Hilarious Muppets Camera Tests (BuzzFeed)   The Weirdest Exercise Ever (IAmBored)   Miss Myspace Hotness (TheChive)   Kelly Brook Dominatrix (Coed)   The Non-Psychic Psychic (Manofest…

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Dana Lemor Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Dana Lemor is a relatively unknown model, but she did pose in playboy which is pretty significant.  She’s also the spokesperson for the Pinchrobe clothing line, which basically means she’s best k…

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She Looks Like She Has To Pee….HOT!

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Press Here For Maximum O-Face

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Drugged Girl at the Dentist

Drugged Girl at the Dentist

  Here is another example of major mouth surgery and mean spirited parents coming together to form internet success!   The Red Sox’s have 5 Year Olds Now (TotalProSports) The Funniest Welcome Signs of all Time (SuperTremendous) The …

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Bad News: She Has a Virus

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Vagina Perfume?! (TotalProSports)   Censorship Sucks (Manofest)   Drunken Girls of St. Patties Day (Coed)   How To Give The Best Break Up Speech (LemonDrop)   Half Swede, Half Japanese Girls (TheChive)   Hot Chicks Who Fell …

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How To: Argue Like a Girl

How To: Argue Like a Girl

If you’re a lazy boyfriend, then there’s a good chance you’re two things: happy, and frequently arguing with your girlfriend.  There’s no way you’ll ever win any of those arguments against your bat-shit crazy girlf…

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