Mariah Carey First Pitch - Watch more free videos
I’ve seen some pretty bad pitches in my time (Jose Lima’s comes to mind), but Mariah Carey really proves that she can not, in an way, throw a baseball. Perhaps her 4-inch stilettos got caught in the dirt. Or maybe her 2-inch shorts were riding up her ass. Whatever the reason for her poor throw, it seemed like the forgiving Japanese fans and players were willing to overlook her blunder.
Ya know, a lot of diseases go unnoticed in this day and age. Sure, there’s national breast cancer awareness month, but which month helps spread the word about Open Mouth disease? This malady, which affects approximately one girl, makes it physically impossible for her to close her mouth whenever a camera is around. Won’t you help put an end to this terrible affliction? For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy…one cup of coffee…and that’s about it. I’m pretty sure there’s no cure.
Crazy Chick Arrested At The Mall - Watch more free videos
OK, so you’re a young girl who just got busted shoplifting. Your first response is, of course, to start crying. You’re second response is, of course, to scream for your mom. But if you’re the guy holding the camera, you’re only response is, of course, to start taunting this girl with lines like, “She got the goods! She got ‘em! Whoo!”, “Girl you caught, you going to jail.” and “Hey girl, you should be a singer with a voice like that.” It’s nice to know that in times of crisis, someone will always be there to comfort and/or berate you.
When I was younger, I loved horror movies a little too much. My eight-year-old self would lie in bed, tears streaming down my face, terrified that Jason Voorhees would break down my door and hack me up with a rusty machete. As I grew up my fears subsided (only slightly, I cry for different reasons now) but that may not stop the killing machine in a hockey mask from pulling off one more murder. According to the Daily Mail:
Like most children her age, Jennifer Lloyd loves watching her favourite programmes on TV.
But when a scary bit is about to happen the ten-year-old has to leave the room quickly - because the sudden shock could kill her.
Jennifer is one of just six known sufferers of polyglandular Addison’s disease, which causes her to become ill whenever she is surprised or shocked.
The condition means she is unable to produce adrenaline in response to alarm or any sudden form of emotional or physical stress.
Instead her body goes into shock and her organs could shut down unless she receives medical treatment.
I know only six people in the world have this condition, but now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure I suffer those same symptons every time That’s So Raven comes on.
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