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25 Things You Can Say To Your Dog but Not Your Date

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Just to clarify, we’re not saying you can’t say these things, just maybe never on a first date until you’ve established some kind of proper rapport that supports such things. Also, last minute edit, I’m told I lifted this idea from Whose Line is it…

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She Looks Friendly

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Just Hanging Out Naked By The Window

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Drunk Girls Pee Where Drunk Girls Want To Pee

Drunk Girls Pee Where Drunk Girls Want To Pee

drunk girl pees in 7-11 – Watch more free videos Since you’re probably not a totally wasted girl wearing a bikini, you probably pee in a toilet, like a sucker. Drunk girls, on the other hand, will pee wherever the hell they want. Like, i…

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Dogs Are Better Than Girls At Zero Gravity

Dogs Are Better Than Girls At Zero Gravity

Girl Pukes on plane – Watch more free videos The next time you take a plane ride that will involve a little zero gravity, you may want to bring your dog and leave your girlfriend at home. As you can see from these two videos, they have two ver…

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Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy.

Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy.

Mariah Carey First Pitch – Watch more free videos I’ve seen some pretty bad pitches in my time (Jose Lima’s comes to mind), but Mariah Carey really proves that she can not, in an way, throw a baseball. Perhaps her 4-inch stilettos …

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Girl Tragically Struck With “Open Mouth” Disease

Girl Tragically Struck With “Open Mouth” Disease

Ya know, a lot of diseases go unnoticed in this day and age. Sure, there’s national breast cancer awareness month, but which month helps spread the word about Open Mouth disease? This malady, which affects approximately one girl, makes it p…

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Making Fun Of Crying Girls Is Fun

Making Fun Of Crying Girls Is Fun

Crazy Chick Arrested At The Mall – Watch more free videos OK, so you’re a young girl who just got busted shoplifting. Your first response is, of course, to start crying. You’re second response is, of course, to scream for your mom.…

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Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

When I was younger, I loved horror movies a little too much. My eight-year-old self would lie in bed, tears streaming down my face, terrified that Jason Voorhees would break down my door and hack me up with a rusty machete. As I grew up my fears su…

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