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Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

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Today’s questions comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Lucy. Lucy writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “When I woke up the next morning she turned out to be a loaf of bread. Very disappointing." When we are young, we me…

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Just Hanging Out Naked By The Window

posted 01/01/2009
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Drunk Girls Pee Where Drunk Girls Want To Pee

posted 10/21/2008
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drunk girl pees in 7-11 – Watch more free videos Since you’re probably not a totally wasted girl wearing a bikini, you probably pee in a toilet, like a sucker. Drunk girls, on the other hand, will pee wherever the hell they want. Like, i…

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Dogs Are Better Than Girls At Zero Gravity

posted 09/09/2008
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Girl Pukes on plane – Watch more free videos The next time you take a plane ride that will involve a little zero gravity, you may want to bring your dog and leave your girlfriend at home. As you can see from these two videos, they have two ver…

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Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy.

posted 05/28/2008
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Mariah Carey First Pitch – Watch more free videos I’ve seen some pretty bad pitches in my time (Jose Lima’s comes to mind), but Mariah Carey really proves that she can not, in an way, throw a baseball. Perhaps her 4-inch stilettos …

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Girl Tragically Struck With “Open Mouth” Disease

posted 05/22/2008
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Ya know, a lot of diseases go unnoticed in this day and age. Sure, there’s national breast cancer awareness month, but which month helps spread the word about Open Mouth disease? This malady, which affects approximately one girl, makes it p…

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Making Fun Of Crying Girls Is Fun

posted 05/18/2008
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Crazy Chick Arrested At The Mall – Watch more free videos OK, so you’re a young girl who just got busted shoplifting. Your first response is, of course, to start crying. You’re second response is, of course, to scream for your mom.…

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Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

posted 02/05/2008
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When I was younger, I loved horror movies a little too much. My eight-year-old self would lie in bed, tears streaming down my face, terrified that Jason Voorhees would break down my door and hack me up with a rusty machete. As I grew up my fears su…

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Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

Just Hanging Out Naked By The Window

Drunk Girls Pee Where Drunk Girls Want To Pee

Dogs Are Better Than Girls At Zero Gravity

Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy.

Girl Tragically Struck With “Open Mouth” Disease

Making Fun Of Crying Girls Is Fun

Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

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