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25 Things You Can Say To Your Dog but Not Your Date


Just to clarify, we’re not saying you can’t say these things, just maybe never on a first date until you’ve established some kind of proper rapport that supports such things. Also, last minute edit, I’m told I lifted this idea from Whose Line is it…

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“Hey Lucy” Is Your New Favorite Song

“Hey Lucy” Is Your New Favorite Song

Hey Lucy – Watch more Funny Videos   When trying to woo a girl, there are a few rules you should keep in mind. They are as follows:   1.) Don’t rape. 2.) Complement her clothes/appearance. 3.) Try to be funny. 4.) Don’t j…

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Not Gonna Try To Explain This One


You’re 33. Nobody Cares If You Make Out With Your Friend

You’re 33. Nobody Cares If You Make Out With Your Friend

I was recently at a bar on a Saturday night, and there were these two women in the corner, they were probably 33-35 years old, and they were standing in the corner, waiting for guys to come up and talk to them. I know this because they were dressed…

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Hi There


Psssst…Turn Around


Orange Girl Is An Orange Guy


This Is Between You, Me And The Fence Post


Stay Classy, Parking Lot Pissing Lady


Fine, I’ll Go Swimming


Hello, Handsome