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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Guy Accidentally Dumps His Girl On Sidewalk – Watch more Funny Videos This is how you totally wreck your girlfriend, in the absolute literal sense.

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Resolved Questions: Incest Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Resolved Questions: Incest Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Today’s question from to us from Yahoo! Answers user (no name supplied). This random person with no name asks:

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How to Get Dumped

How to Get Dumped

If you’re a social malcontent, you may suffer the same issues we do whereby you suffer the inability to break up in a proper, mature fashion with another human being. Instead, not wanting to have that guilt on your shoulders, you simply forc…

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4 Ways to Get Rid of Your Girlfriend’s Ex

4 Ways to Get Rid of Your Girlfriend’s Ex

So, you have a girlfriend. Awesome. No life as lonely old hermit for you, eh? Nope, you have a reason to bathe and not turn the hose on neighborhood kids who step on your lawn. You have love! And you must protect it at all costs. Your girlfri…

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Flowchart to Determine If Your Girlfriend is a Post Op Tranny

Flowchart to Determine If Your Girlfriend is a Post Op Tranny

Don’t you hate it when your girlfriend can pick up a basketball in one hand and occassionally scratches your face with her beard?  There’s a chance all may not be as it seems.  Lucky for you we created this handy flowchart to d…

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6 Things Your Girlfriend Lies To You About

6 Things Your Girlfriend Lies To You About

A Guest Article by Nicole Crakes, who is a girl.   Girlfriends love you. We love you even though you think it’s hilarious to fart under the blankets, and say "she’s on the rag" to your friends whenever we’re pissed o…

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Relationship Translator

Relationship Translator

When someone’s in a relationship, they sometimes get confused by common sayings. So, to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translated ten common phrases that are often heard in a relationship:   Girl Says: &nb…

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How To: Argue Like a Girl

How To: Argue Like a Girl

If you’re a lazy boyfriend, then there’s a good chance you’re two things: happy, and frequently arguing with your girlfriend.  There’s no way you’ll ever win any of those arguments against your bat-shit crazy girlf…

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Awesome Valentine’s Pranks

Awesome Valentine’s Pranks

  Valentine’s Day is a great day to show that special someone how much you care about them.  In lieu of that, it’s also a good day to scare the crap out of someone, because they’ll never see it coming.   God Praise…

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