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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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by Ian Fortey

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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Creepy Study Shows 23-Year-Old Girls Wear The Shortest Skirts

posted 04/09/2012
by Luis Prada

Debenhams, a department store chain in the U.K., conducted a study on the length of women’s skirts that we can only hope wasn’t conducted by balding/greying male science types in their mid-50s, possibly researched while slowly creeping by high schoo…

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Classic Taco – ‘How To: Pretend You’re Listening To Your Girlfriend’

posted 11/20/2011
by Jim Tews

Classic Taco – ‘How To: Pretend You’re Listening To Your Girlfriend’

It’s eight o’clock tonight, and you’ve got a computer, a television set, a cell phone, and a paused game of Skate 2, all grappling for your attention. The last thing you feel like paying attention to is your girlfrie…

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Holy Taco Breaks Up with Girls

posted 05/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Listen, we need to talk. The last few years have been awesome, they really have. We had good times. Remember when we thought up the name “Taco Belle?” That was clever. Cuz like, it’s Belle as in beauty or whatever, but it’s also like the restaur…

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25 Hot Easter Bunnies

posted 04/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

It’s Easter and we dug deep into our vault of terrible original ideas to come up with a gallery of girls dressed like bunnies. Keep this one under your hat lest other sites learn of it and try it, too.

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MTV’s Teen Moms Love Making Permanent Mistakes, Like Having Babies and Getting Bad Tattoos

posted 03/28/2011
by Jim Tews

The young ladies on MTV’s “Teen Mom” series are clearly not fit for serious decision making. Let’s just disregard the choices they make when considering who’s genetics they think they should pass on. And let’s ig…

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25 Hot Vikings

posted 03/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Ninjas and cowboys may be awesome, but none of them are in this gallery.

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25 Dogs to Make You Jealous

posted 03/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

They say dogs are man’s best friend, but the little jerks really manage to horn in on the ladies all innocent-like. I think there’s a word for that…

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The Evolution Of Desperation Porn (Possibly NSFW)

posted 02/28/2011
by Jim Tews

Remember being young and having an uncontrollable urge to see a woman naked but no access to real pornography? You’d search through catalogs and magazines, or even the home medical books, just so your imagination didn’t have to work so …

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25 Hot Female Drummers

posted 02/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

One of the greatest mysteries in life is why exactly a chick drummer is so cool. Meh. Go with it.

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Five Better Things To Do With The $65 Million The Kardashian’s Made Last Year

posted 02/24/2011
by Jim Tews

So, according to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian’s made sixty-five mil last year. I actually had to Google how many zeroes were in one million, because that number is so astronomical to me. They made the money through their reality sho…

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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

Creepy Study Shows 23-Year-Old Girls Wear The Shortest Skirts

Classic Taco – ‘How To: Pretend You’re Listening To Your Girlfriend’

Holy Taco Breaks Up with Girls

25 Hot Easter Bunnies

MTV’s Teen Moms Love Making Permanent Mistakes, Like Having Babies and Getting Bad Tattoos

25 Hot Vikings

25 Dogs to Make You Jealous

The Evolution Of Desperation Porn (Possibly NSFW)

25 Hot Female Drummers

Five Better Things To Do With The $65 Million The Kardashian’s Made Last Year

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