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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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by Ian Fortey

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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Understanding Justin Bieber Fan Reactions to his New Haircut

posted 02/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

There’s been much ado about Justin Bieber‘s haircut these last couple of days and,if you’re like us (normal) you not only don’t understand it, you really don’t give a squirt. But in the interests of the pursuit of kno…

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5 Way To Start An Awkward Conversation With Supermodel Irina Shayk

posted 02/17/2011
by Jim Tews

Great news, teenage boys and sports loving married men: there’s a new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl! We’re throwing some bootleg pictures in this post, but more importantly, we’re going to give you a few facts about…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 02/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Hot Chicks Perform Street Fighter Ultra Combos – Watch more Game Trailers I haven’t played Street Fighter since the SNES but I do like the ideas of girls who can kick my ass.

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5 Ways To Prove To Your Ex-girlfriend That You’re Doing Just Fine Without Her This Valentine’s Day!

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by Jim Tews

So you’re single this Valentine’s day because she bailed on you earlier this year. Oh well, there’s plenty of fish in the proverbial sea, and plenty of floozies on the literal internet. You’ll be fine! WE’LL be fine! I…

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Improving Your Online Dating Profile (For Guys)

posted 02/11/2011
by Jim Tews

Holy Taco always has your back. You know that, right? Well, listen. Online dating is kind of the “thing” now so you better know how to use it properly. Obviously, since this website is littered with boobs and tazer videos, this guide is…

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Dear Cigarettes

posted 02/08/2011
by Jim Tews

Dear Cigarettes, Hey, how’ve you been? I know we haven’t talked in a few years, but I was just thinking about you the other day. I was just kind of reminiscing. We have quite a history, don’t we?

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Father of Renaissance Faires Dies: Nerds Mourn, Corsets Continue To Show Support

posted 02/02/2011
by Jim Tews

Good even loyal Holy Taco subjects. It is with great sorrow that I bring thee this news: Ron Patterson, the father of the modern Renaissance faire, passed away earlier this month. We’ve decided to memorialize the Prince of L.A.R.P.ers with a…

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25 Chicks with Chainsaws

posted 02/01/2011
by Ian Fortey

Chicks love chainsaws, that’s a fact proven by these 25 photos and pics or it didn’t happen. FACT.

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25 Chicks Loving The Taco

posted 01/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Based on data we’ve gathered about our readers, 1 in 900 of you is a woman and of that sample, 1 in 37 loves us. This gallery is all about those special ladies.

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25 Cat Girls

posted 01/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

Remember Catwoman? Man alive, did that movie suck so bad. On an unrelated note, here are 25 girls dressed as cats.

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25 Pics of Lou Ferrigno Macking on the Ladies

posted 01/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

They didn’t call Lou Ferrigno Incredible for nothing. Mostly it was because it was the name of his character, but a bit of it was because ladies love a giant, green dude.

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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

Understanding Justin Bieber Fan Reactions to his New Haircut

5 Way To Start An Awkward Conversation With Supermodel Irina Shayk

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

5 Ways To Prove To Your Ex-girlfriend That You’re Doing Just Fine Without Her This Valentine’s Day!

Holy Taco’s Guide To Improving Your Online Dating Profile (For Guys)

Dear Cigarettes

Father of Renaissance Faires Dies: Nerds Mourn, Corsets Continue To Show Support

25 Chicks with Chainsaws

25 Chicks Loving The Taco

25 Cat Girls

25 Pics of Lou Ferrigno Macking on the Ladies

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