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Dakota Johnson and 21 More Sexy Celebrity Daughters

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Celebs are usually good-looking, and they get to make whoopee with good-looking people and produce other hot people. It’s science, really.

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25 Hot Vikings

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Ninjas and cowboys may be awesome, but none of them are in this gallery.

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25 Dogs to Make You Jealous

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They say dogs are man’s best friend, but the little jerks really manage to horn in on the ladies all innocent-like. I think there’s a word for that…

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The Evolution Of Desperation Porn (Possibly NSFW)

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Remember being young and having an uncontrollable urge to see a woman naked but no access to real pornography? You’d search through catalogs and magazines, or even the home medical books, just so your imagination didn’t have to work so …

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25 Hot Female Drummers

25 Hot Female Drummers

One of the greatest mysteries in life is why exactly a chick drummer is so cool. Meh. Go with it.

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Five Better Things To Do With The $65 Million The Kardashian’s Made Last Year

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So, according to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian’s made sixty-five mil last year. I actually had to Google how many zeroes were in one million, because that number is so astronomical to me. They made the money through their reality sho…

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Understanding Justin Bieber Fan Reactions to his New Haircut

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There’s been much ado about Justin Bieber‘s haircut these last couple of days and,if you’re like us (normal) you not only don’t understand it, you really don’t give a squirt. But in the interests of the pursuit of kno…

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5 Way To Start An Awkward Conversation With Supermodel Irina Shayk

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Great news, teenage boys and sports loving married men: there’s a new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl! We’re throwing some bootleg pictures in this post, but more importantly, we’re going to give you a few facts about…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Hot Chicks Perform Street Fighter Ultra Combos – Watch more Game Trailers I haven’t played Street Fighter since the SNES but I do like the ideas of girls who can kick my ass.

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5 Ways To Prove To Your Ex-girlfriend That You’re Doing Just Fine Without Her This Valentine’s Day!

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So you’re single this Valentine’s day because she bailed on you earlier this year. Oh well, there’s plenty of fish in the proverbial sea, and plenty of floozies on the literal internet. You’ll be fine! WE’LL be fine! I…

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Improving Your Online Dating Profile (For Guys)

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Holy Taco always has your back. You know that, right? Well, listen. Online dating is kind of the “thing” now so you better know how to use it properly. Obviously, since this website is littered with boobs and tazer videos, this guide is…

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Dear Cigarettes

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Dear Cigarettes, Hey, how’ve you been? I know we haven’t talked in a few years, but I was just thinking about you the other day. I was just kind of reminiscing. We have quite a history, don’t we?

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