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Dakota Johnson and 21 More Sexy Celebrity Daughters

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Celebs are usually good-looking, and they get to make whoopee with good-looking people and produce other hot people. It’s science, really.

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Father of Renaissance Faires Dies: Nerds Mourn, Corsets Continue To Show Support

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Good even loyal Holy Taco subjects. It is with great sorrow that I bring thee this news: Ron Patterson, the father of the modern Renaissance faire, passed away earlier this month. We’ve decided to memorialize the Prince of L.A.R.P.ers with a…

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25 Chicks with Chainsaws

25 Chicks with Chainsaws

Chicks love chainsaws, that’s a fact proven by these 25 photos and pics or it didn’t happen. FACT.

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25 Chicks Loving The Taco

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Based on data we’ve gathered about our readers, 1 in 900 of you is a woman and of that sample, 1 in 37 loves us. This gallery is all about those special ladies.

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25 Cat Girls

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Remember Catwoman? Man alive, did that movie suck so bad. On an unrelated note, here are 25 girls dressed as cats.

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25 Pics of Lou Ferrigno Macking on the Ladies

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They didn’t call Lou Ferrigno Incredible for nothing. Mostly it was because it was the name of his character, but a bit of it was because ladies love a giant, green dude.

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25 Girls on Ice

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Generally speaking the cold is awful because it can kill you, which is why winter has been hunted for years. Another suck hole part of this abysmal temperature is that it forces most of us to bundle up in parkas and other wooly-type items. Lucky …

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10 Worst Movies To Watch On a Date

10 Worst Movies To Watch On a Date

Congrats! You finally got that girl from your community college english class to agree to come to your place and watch a movie with you. So many things to consider, you charming devil. What are you going to wear? What are you going to eat? What are…

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What Are Her Panties Saying? (Besides “No”)

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Women say a lot with their underwear. Unfortunately, they say a lot with their mouths, too. KIDDING! Back to the underpants. If you’re not familiar with women’s underwear, this guide is meant to help you out. All of us Holy Taco writers…

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25 Zombie Girls

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Zombies are pretty awesome, and so are the ladies. Put them together and it’s a weird kind of awesome that makes you feel a bit uncomfortable.

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25 Gamer Girls

25 Gamer Girls

  At midnight, geeks across the country will be out of their dank dungeons for the first time in over a year to pick up the newest expansion for the World of Warcraft – Cataclysm (unless they opted for digitial downloads, in which case t…

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Two White Chicks go to Africa for Malaria

Two White Chicks go to Africa for Malaria

When you think of Africa you probably think of a few things – lions, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, blood diamonds and malaria. Dirty, stinking malaria. It’s a disease that you get from mosquitoes that infects 250 million people per year. …

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