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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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by Ian Fortey

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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25 Girls on Ice

posted 01/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

Generally speaking the cold is awful because it can kill you, which is why winter has been hunted for years. Another suck hole part of this abysmal temperature is that it forces most of us to bundle up in parkas and other wooly-type items. Lucky …

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10 Worst Movies To Watch On a Date

posted 01/05/2011
by Jim Tews

Congrats! You finally got that girl from your community college english class to agree to come to your place and watch a movie with you. So many things to consider, you charming devil. What are you going to wear? What are you going to eat? What are…

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What Are Her Panties Saying? (Besides “No”)

posted 01/04/2011
by Jim Tews

Women say a lot with their underwear. Unfortunately, they say a lot with their mouths, too. KIDDING! Back to the underpants. If you’re not familiar with women’s underwear, this guide is meant to help you out. All of us Holy Taco writers…

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25 Zombie Girls

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by Ian Fortey

Zombies are pretty awesome, and so are the ladies. Put them together and it’s a weird kind of awesome that makes you feel a bit uncomfortable.

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25 Gamer Girls

posted 12/06/2010
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At midnight, geeks across the country will be out of their dank dungeons for the first time in over a year to pick up the newest expansion for the World of Warcraft – Cataclysm (unless they opted for digitial downloads, in which case t…

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Two White Chicks go to Africa for Malaria

posted 11/29/2010
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When you think of Africa you probably think of a few things – lions, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, blood diamonds and malaria. Dirty, stinking malaria. It’s a disease that you get from mosquitoes that infects 250 million people per year. …

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Holy Taco Interviews: Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely

posted 11/24/2010
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Holy Taco recently learned that there are people who make movies exclusively for adults that feature various methods of love making and a stark lack of clothing. It’s amazing. There are even magazines and websites, too. It’s like dis…

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25 Less Than Angelic Angels

posted 11/01/2010
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Today is All Saint’s Day and we couldn’t find any pictures of hot siants as most of them were dudes who lived like hobos, and they’re all dead, too. We did find angels though. Problem is, here on Earth, angels tend to…

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Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

posted 10/28/2010
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Well played, Billy Ray. Well played indeed! I didn’t know you had it in you! I look at your stupid haircut and listen to your moronic redneck drawl, and I think to myself, “Jesus Christ, how does this rube even manage to walk upright, m…

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25 Hot Renaissance Fair Chicks

posted 09/26/2010
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Have you ever been to a renaissance fair? It’s what people who can’t commit to the $15 a month for World of Warcraft do for fun and it’s a fun lesson in history, minus all the poor dental hygiene and plague and actual…

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Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

posted 09/20/2010
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First of all, I’m sorry I forgot to take your pants out of the laundry before I put them in the dryer. It seems like a simple mistake to me, but you seem to disagree. Never mind the fact that I remembered to take out all your bras, tee-shirts…

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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

25 Girls on Ice

10 Worst Movies To Watch On a Date

What Are Her Panties Saying? (Besides “No”)

25 Zombie Girls

25 Gamer Girls

Two White Chicks go to Africa for Malaria

Holy Taco Interviews: Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely

25 Less Than Angelic Angels

Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

25 Hot Renaissance Fair Chicks

Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

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