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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

posted 09/17/2010
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Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

posted 09/07/2010
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It’s back to school time and Holy Taco is nothing if not studious. Research shows that many of our readers are either in college or college educated. Or live within hitchhiking distance of a community college. In light of this, it seems li…

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The Celeb Bikini Tweet: Who Gives a Sh*t?

posted 09/03/2010
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This week, the Internet was abuzz over Demi Moore tweeting an out-of-focus picture of herself in a bikini. Not to be outdone, another old bag named Lisa Rinna followed suit, tweeting out a pic of her nearly fifty-year-old ass to anyone who cared to…

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Things We Learned at the 2010 Fan Expo

posted 09/01/2010
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If you tuned in Monday, you saw that managing editor Ian Fortey and a team of highly train and nubile young photographers recently attended Toronto’s Fan Expo, a massive geek fiesta that featured guests like William Shatner, Lance Henrikson, …

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25 Hot Girls Eating Hot Dogs

posted 08/06/2010
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There’s really not much more that we can add here that hasn’t already been said in the title. So, without further ado, here’s 25 hot girls eating hot dogs.

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How Fortey Gets Busy

posted 07/26/2010
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I don’t like to be too autobiographical in what I write because, as a professional, I need to keep a certain amount of distance and, as a fearful human being, I’m afraid of gaggles of internet hooligans learning too much about me. You s…

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Holy Taco Presents: Find the Ladies – Answers Revealed!

posted 07/19/2010
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Last week, we invited our readers to spot the women in the above picture. The winner would receive a t-shirt or something. We never really settled on what the prize would be because we knew there would be no winner. …

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Sunday GIFS

posted 07/04/2010
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GIF us all your lovin…

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Holy Taco Looks at Areolas

posted 07/02/2010
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We run a tight ship up in this bitch. We keep it clean and scholarly and relevant to today’s modern literati. You come to Holy Taco to learn, not to be inundated with internet detritus like your ebays and megapixels and bosoms. But is tha…

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25 Catfight Videos

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! Pole Dance Cat Fight – Watch more Funny Videos

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Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend O’ the Week

posted 06/28/2010
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The internet is a wild and dangerous place full of miscreants. Many of them are reading this along with you and we love them all because they’re our core audience. In celebration of the back alley that is Holy Taco and its wonderful fans, we&…

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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

The Celeb Bikini Tweet: Who Gives a Sh*t?

Things We Learned at the 2010 Fan Expo

25 Hot Girls Eating Hot Dogs

How Fortey Gets Busy

Holy Taco Presents: Find the Ladies – Answers Revealed!

Sunday GIFS

Holy Taco Looks at Areolas

25 Catfight Videos

Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend O’ the Week

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