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Dakota Johnson and 21 More Sexy Celebrity Daughters

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Celebs are usually good-looking, and they get to make whoopee with good-looking people and produce other hot people. It’s science, really.

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Holy Taco Interviews: Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely

Holy Taco Interviews:  Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely

Holy Taco recently learned that there are people who make movies exclusively for adults that feature various methods of love making and a stark lack of clothing. It’s amazing. There are even magazines and websites, too. It’s like dis…

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25 Less Than Angelic Angels

25 Less Than Angelic Angels

  Today is All Saint’s Day and we couldn’t find any pictures of hot siants as most of them were dudes who lived like hobos, and they’re all dead, too. We did find angels though.  Problem is, here on Earth, angels tend to…

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Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

Well played, Billy Ray. Well played indeed! I didn’t know you had it in you! I look at your stupid haircut and listen to your moronic redneck drawl, and I think to myself, “Jesus Christ, how does this rube even manage to walk upright, m…

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25 Hot Renaissance Fair Chicks

25 Hot Renaissance Fair Chicks

  Have you ever been to a renaissance fair?  It’s what people who can’t commit to the $15 a month for World of Warcraft do for fun and it’s a fun lesson in history, minus all the poor dental hygiene and plague and actual…

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Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

First of all, I’m sorry I forgot to take your pants out of the laundry before I put them in the dryer. It seems like a simple mistake to me, but you seem to disagree. Never mind the fact that I remembered to take out all your bras, tee-shirts…

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

It’s back to school time and Holy Taco is nothing if not studious. Research shows that many of our readers are either in college or college educated. Or live within hitchhiking distance of a community college. In light of this, it seems li…

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The Celeb Bikini Tweet: Who Gives a Sh*t?

The Celeb Bikini Tweet: Who Gives a Sh*t?

This week, the Internet was abuzz over Demi Moore tweeting an out-of-focus picture of herself in a bikini. Not to be outdone, another old bag named Lisa Rinna followed suit, tweeting out a pic of her nearly fifty-year-old ass to anyone who cared to…

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Things We Learned at the 2010 Fan Expo

Things We Learned at the 2010 Fan Expo

If you tuned in Monday, you saw that managing editor Ian Fortey and a team of highly train and nubile young photographers recently attended Toronto’s Fan Expo, a massive geek fiesta that featured guests like William Shatner, Lance Henrikson, …

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25 Hot Girls Eating Hot Dogs

25 Hot Girls Eating Hot Dogs

  There’s really not much more that we can add here that hasn’t already been said in the title.  So, without further ado, here’s 25 hot girls eating hot dogs.

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How Fortey Gets Busy

How Fortey Gets Busy

I don’t like to be too autobiographical in what I write because, as a professional, I need to keep a certain amount of distance and, as a fearful human being, I’m afraid of gaggles of internet hooligans learning too much about me. You s…

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