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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend o’ the Week

Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend o’ the Week

The internet is a wild and dangerous place full of miscreants. Many of them are reading this along with you and we love them all because they’re our core audience. In celebration of the back alley that is Holy Taco and its wonderful fans, w…

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The Facebook Stalker

The Facebook Stalker

Maximize Your Sex Appeal

Maximize Your Sex Appeal

  Being sexy is no easy task, just ask an ugly person. Man have they failed. A lot of hard work, effort and, yes, some luck is required to meet the high standards of sexy, especially in this day and age. Back when your grandparents were kid…

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25 Sexy Soldiers

25 Sexy Soldiers

Since Memorial Day is for the troops, here is a gallery that will make it easier to think about them when you are full of beer and hot dogs this weekend. I am minutes away from enlisting just in case co-ed showering gets instituted, like in Starship…

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WTF, Gravity?!

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Jessie James And Reggie’s Bush (TotalProSports)   The Hottest Blondes In Sports (BleacherReport)   Star Wars: Uncut (Manofest)   Candace Swanpoel Hotness (Coed)   Get Your Penis Penazzled! (TheChive)   The Pole Dancing…

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Any of You Ladies Wanna Party Under MY Pier?

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Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Looks like another shitty morning to be a cop in Lake Havasu, Arizona. I can’t believe I got stuck in this little shithole town. It’s ironic that such a shitty town was built around a lake filled with piss water.  Who’d have t…

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25 Sexy Baseball Fans

25 Sexy Baseball Fans

It’s Opening Day for baseball today, here are 25 girls you will miss at the ballpark because you went to work instead.    

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Girl of the Day Round Up

Girl of the Day Round Up

  Grant Clitsome is a star (TotalProSports) The Most Obnoxious Oscars Winners of all time (SuperTremendous) Alice in Wonderland Girls are Hot (Coed) Celebrity Moms Are Weird Milfs (LemonDrop) Redneck Innovations Change the World (TheChive) Boo…

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Looks Like She’s Next To A Giant Waffle Cone

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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!    

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