You ever meet those couples where shit is too perfect? Like, shit is so perfect that it causes an argument between you and your girlfriend or boyfriend, where you insist that there’s something going on behind the scenes and your significant …
Age: 27 (about the same age as Gisele)
Where you’ve seen her ass: It’s usually seen hanging out with Tom Brady’s ass (which, hopefully, will never be featured on HolyTaco.)
Tantalizing tidbit: Worth an estimated $150 million, Gise…