Last week we posted a caption contest to win a pretty awesome prize: Assholeology, a book that tells you everything you need to know about being an asshole. Finally: a chance to turn your hobby into a lifestyle!
All you had to do to w…
It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means: you’re going to eat six broccoli and cheese hot pockets tonight and pass out with your pants around your ankles while watching Cougar Town. It also means that we’re having a caption con…
We have five copies of Daybreakers to give away, and we figured the best way to do that would be to hold a caption contest. All you have to do to win a DVD or Blu-Ray copy of Daybreakers is come up with the best caption for this photo:
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Last week we presented you with a caption contest for Worst Laid Plans, a girly book about sex. The response was tremendous, which says a lot about our predominantly male readership. Actually, this is a pretty hilarious book written by women about w…
Worst Laid Plans: When Bad Sex Happens to Good People is a book about terrible sexual experiences, as told by a hilarious collection of women who experienced them first hand. In other words: it’s a book about your life, as told by the women wh…
Last Wednesday, we presented you with an opportunity to win the South Park Season 13 DVD Box Set (also available on BlueRay).
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All you had to do to win this badass prize was come up with the best c…
Unless you’ve been living inside of an asshole for the past few months, you’re excited about tonight’s episode of South Park, which will be the show’s 200th episode. To celebrate this momentus occasion, we’re giving awa…
Last week, we told you about a completely badass Spring Break Survival Kit that our friends at Astroglide were giving away. In case you’ve forgotten, here’s a pic:
All you had to do to win this badass Spring Break Survival …
What’s that? You say you’re very interested in procuring some lube and condoms? You can borrow some of mine. I left it in your sister’s room. Oooohhhhhhh burn!…Anyway, our friends over at Astroglide (it’s always good to…
Remember last week when we told you we were giving away some delicious Bigs Sunflower Seeds? Remember how you spent upwards of 10 seconds thinking of a caption for this picture?
We recieved a ton of entries for this caption co…
Sunflower seeds are one of the best snacks on earth. They’re delicious, you can spit the shells all over the place, and they also prove to birds everywhere that humans are better than they are; not only have we mastered seed-eating like …