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Introducing “1791: The Original Blueprint”: Glenn Beck’s New Clothing Line

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You’ve all demanded it, and now you’re going to get it! Conservative firebrand and now former Fox News pundit Glenn Beck will be starting his own clothing line called 1791: The Original Blueprint. “That’s when the Bill of Rights happen…

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3 Suggestions For Glenn Beck Now That He Is Leaving His Fox News Show

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The crazy train is finally coming to an end. Glenn Beck, the peak of the mountain of crazy that is Fox News, has just announced that he will be ending his daily program sometime in 2011. What he will be doing after he leaves is still kind of a myst…

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

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It all comes down to this. We tallied over 70,000 votes. The 2011 Douchebag Tournament has tested douchebags the world over and now we have refined it down to two douchebags. One will be crowned victorious, the other will still be a douchebag but …

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7 People Most Likely to Exploit the Japanese Earthquake

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It’s only a matter of time before some asshole with an audience tries to exploit last week’s earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Within days (if not hours) of tragedies such as 9-11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Haitian earthquake, morons were busy leve…

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Wiki Patches: Holy Taco Edits Complaints About FOX

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Thanks to the efforts of Wikileaks and crazy paranoid people overusing the Freedom of Information Act, the internet is lousy with documents that were once secreted away in filing cabinets next to Hitler’s brain and Lincoln’s robotic pen…

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18 Reasons Glenn Beck Doesn’t Trust Google

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Glenn Beck has been known to say a crazy thing or two every now and then. It’s kind of become his M.O. at this point. We’re willing to bet that by this point even his most devoted fans are only watching his show to places bets on how some random ev…

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Five Human Centipedes I’d Like to Create

Five Human Centipedes I’d Like to Create

I’ve sat through some pretty disgusting films in my day: Cannibal Holocaust, Nekromantik, and Away We Go, just to name a few. But I recently watched The Human Centipede, and I have to say, it’s near the top of the list. The ending distu…

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

The final round of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament has come to a close. It was a close competition, but we’ve got a winner:     That’s right: the winner of Holy Taco’s 2010 Douchebag Tournament is: KANYE WEST!   Befor…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

Click Here to See the Updated Brackets We’ve finally made it to the Championship match-up of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament! It’s going to be a vicious, no-holds-barred grudge match between two of the biggest douchebags the world has ever…

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