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Helping Florida Decide Whether Bestiality Should Be Outlawed

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Ahh, Florida. My home. The land of withering old Jews, Cubans that refuse to learn English after living in the States for multiple decades, and some of the finest, stupidest criminals on Earth. In short, it’s the retirement home for America’s most …

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The Schedule Of A Pagan Celebrating The Solstice

The Schedule Of A Pagan Celebrating The Solstice

It’s Monday, June 21st, which means summer has officially begun for us in the Northern Hemisphere. Soon, beaches and lakes across America will be loaded with greased-up douche bags that want to hit on your girlfriend and/or female family memb…

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Ed Really Needs Bob’s Help

Ed Really Needs Bob’s Help

  Ed the goat is tied up and only Bob can save him. Will Bob make it down from the cliff  in time? Will Ed be untied? I can’t wait for part 2.     Holly Valance Is Sexy (TotallyCrap) Tepedelen Tiacutemea Is Very HOT (Doub…

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A Dog Milking A Goat

A Dog Milking A Goat

  We scan through thousands of videos a day here at Holy Taco, and sometimes… well, sometimes the best thing on any particular day is just simple video of a dog walking upright, milking a talking goat.   Kid Gets Tasered Again (Tota…

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Do Not Trust Goats Attempting To Be Human By Dancing To Polka

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Goat Arrested For Armed Robbery: World Arrested For Stupid

Goat Arrested For Armed Robbery: World Arrested For Stupid

One time my cousin brought her boyfriend over for dinner with my family and while we were eating, my dog came up to the window in front of the table and started licking itself, until it blew a load all over it’s own face.  I shit you no…

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The Most Beautiful Goat In Saudi Arabia

The Most Beautiful Goat In Saudi Arabia

I’ve never been to Saudi Arabia, but when I was in grade school there was a Saudi Arabian kid in my class.  We went on a class field trip once and I forgot my lunch, and he shared his with me, so overall I think Saudi Arabian people are …

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The Goat That Yells Like A Man

The Goat That Yells Like A Man

Goat Yelling Like A Man – Watch more free videos Anytime I hear an animal barking or meowing or mooing, or making whatever noise the animal is supposed to make, I always assumed that if I translated that animal’s “voice” into…

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