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God Has Nothing to Do With the Super Bowl, You F***ing Idiots

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If you really believe God is omnipotent and benevolent, answer a question for us: Why does God’s plan for the human race include football?

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You Can Pray For What? The Curious Tale of Holy Diarrhea

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Somewhere in Italy there’s a thief whose very colon is now under the wrathful eye of the lord almighty. This thief stole a very old and valuable Bible from some Franciscan monks and, when the Bible was replaced, they stole the replacement. As a r…

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God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

Yesterday, after blowing an easy catch that would have won the game, Buffalo Bill’s wide receiver Stevie Johnson tweeted a message to God asking why he dropped the pass. Below you will find God’s reply, and the subsequent twitter exchang…

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Stephen Hawking Isn’t As Smart As We Thought

Stephen Hawking Isn’t As Smart As We Thought

World-famous physicist Stephen Hawking is considered by many to be the smartest man alive. Not only did he spend 30 years as the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge, a post once held by Isaac Newton, but he also has a really cool robot v…

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Chris Farley Has Reincarnated!

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Because Saturn Puts Out…Radio Emissions

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You Chose…Wisely

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God Makes People Crazy

God Makes People Crazy

   via Everything is Terrible (one of the best sites on the internet)   This video features a massive congregation of crazy Christians doing what they do best: going crazy.  I definitely stood behind the second guy that gets sma…

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Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

  Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation’s youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you real…

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Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping

Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping

Ribbons Rap Music Video – Watch more Funny Videos   Normally, you’d think a ventriloquist clown who raps about Jesus with her monkey dummy would totally suck. Well, luckily for you, this video qualifies as "normally." &nbs…

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God, Give This Guy His Car Back

God, Give This Guy His Car Back

The Screaming Evangelist – Watch more I’m gonna be honest, I don’t go to Church that often/ at all.  But I think if I walked into church and I saw this guy, I might stay.  He sheds some light on a few really interesting …

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