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The Inner Monologue of a Gold Digger on Her Wedding Night to a 90 Year Old Millionaire

The Inner Monologue of a Gold Digger on Her Wedding Night to a 90 Year Old Millionaire

That ceremony took forever. The priest was almost as old as this guy and I think he may have had a stroke during the ring exchange. And what was that smell? It was like menthol cigarettes and baby powder. Is that the smell of death? God, I hop…

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Heather Mills Won’t Pay an Arm & Her Only Leg

Heather Mills Won’t Pay an Arm & Her Only Leg

I’m not the kind of guy who makes fun of someone with a physical handicap or severe retardation. I even felt bad about the time when I was waiting tables and asked a quadruple amputee if I could give him a hand with anything, all the while la…

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