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Holytaco Buzz: Sh*t To Gold Fail

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by Noah G

Is that gold you’re looking at, or feces? If you’re wondering why I ask, it’s because a man from Ireland tried smelting his sh*t into gold and selling it for millions. The end result? A burned down apartment and jail time. At …

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Quick! Buy Now! Buy Diamond-Encrusted, Gold-Plated Contact Lenses So Your Eyes Can Piss Money!

posted 08/08/2011
by Luis Prada

Hey, there, John Q. Public and Sally H. Regularperson! Have you ever spent hours in front of the mirror trying to put together the perfect assemble for your night on the town, but couldn’t find the right element on the periodic table to cram in to…

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Celebrate America’s 9% Unemployment With $130,000 Nail Polish

posted 02/04/2011
by Luis Prada

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If you’ve been trying to find a way to decorate your fingers with a substance that tells unemployed people to F-off and die, then a company known as Models Own has just the substance you’ve been searching for.

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Signs You’re At a Shady Flea Market

posted 06/01/2010
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Summer is right in our faces again, like an inebriated gentleman expressing inappropriate love for someone he doesn’t actually know, and that can only mean one thing. Actually, that’s a lie. It probably means all kinds…

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Dara Torres

posted 07/06/2008
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Age: 41 Where you’ve seen her: Dara Torres, who has appeared in Maxim, has won four Olympic gold medals (nine total medals) for swimming faster than other women from other countries. She just qualified for the 2008 Olympics at the tender age …

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