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Holytaco Buzz: Incident at Hole 13

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by Noah G

Golf can be a fun and relaxing sport…until someone impales someone else with a golf club. That’s right — the Eagle Lake golf course in Texas witnessed a B-horror movie level atrocity when two groups of golfers got in an argument a…

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Throwing A Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Is Not “Epic”

posted 10/13/2011
by Luis Prada

The word epic gets carelessly tossed around a lot, with no regard for its literal meaning. Epics usually involve a large, expansive tale starring a hero that faces insurmountable odds that is on a journey to accomplish a mission he or she believes …

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Tiger Woods Masters Tournament Score Card

posted 04/09/2010
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Augusta National Golf Club was crowded yesterday with hordes of crazed golf fans trying to get an autograph from Tiger Woods on the first day of the Master’s Tournament. What a bunch of idiots. We just stole his score card.

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A Comprehensive List of Tiger’s Mistresses

posted 12/08/2009
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If you’re surprised by all the recent news regarding Tiger Woods and his menagerie of sluts, try to remember this: Tiger’s been obsessed with golf his whole life, which means that in high school he never got laid at all, so obviously he…

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What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

posted 12/07/2009
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You have a favorite sport, and you love the hell out of it. That’s why you’ve got 5 fantasy teams going and your apartment walls are covered with fathead wall decals that make your place look like a shitty sports bar that only serves cap…

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Oh, Look! A Tiger Woods Flash Game!

posted 12/02/2009
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Do you find yourself wondering how it feels to be a world-famous golfer trying to outrun your homocidal wife while she’s trying to bash your brains in with the tool of your trade? Well now you can find out, with this Tiger Woods flash …

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Golf Would Be Way Cooler if This Were the Point of the Game

posted 07/02/2009
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Hot Girl Pulls Off Insane Golf Trick Shot – Watch more Funny Videos I don’t really know anything about golf, except that you wear funny pants and you can take a nap while you’re playing it, but I have a feeling that this is…

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