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Why Are You All So Enamored With Google’s ‘Do A Barrel Roll’?

Why Are You All So Enamored With Google’s ‘Do A Barrel Roll’?

What’s going on here? We wake up one morning and all of a sudden, Google’s doing lame dog tricks. Did you know that if you type “do a barrel roll” into Google’s search bar, page spins 180 degrees? Did you also know tha…

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Rick Santorum’s Google Problem is Not Just on Google

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As some of you may be aware, Rick Santorum grossly named himself after a frothy substance produced as the result of engaging in backdoor shenanigans. Then he tried to run for President and regretted the whole thing. What a character! And while G…

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Confronting Google Search Racism

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Google is the biggest search engine since Alta Vista, probably. It’s always there to answer your questions. Maybe not accurately, but it tries. And, for the last while, it’s also tried its hand at asking your question before you do as well. Ba…

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The Minuses of Google+

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Google Plus is touted as the Facebook killer presumably someone has been waiting for. If you have such intense feelings invested in Facebook or social media at all you probably need to leave the computer and have a nice tea, but whatever. That as…

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25 Bizarre Pictures We Found After Googling “Holy Taco”

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We’re very self involved and tus we spent a good deal of time Googling ourselves yesterday. This is what we found. Huh.

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18 Reasons Glenn Beck Doesn’t Trust Google

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Glenn Beck has been known to say a crazy thing or two every now and then. It’s kind of become his M.O. at this point. We’re willing to bet that by this point even his most devoted fans are only watching his show to places bets on how some random ev…

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Adventures In Google Searching: Comprehensive C*ck Beef

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Before we get to work every day here at Holy Taco we usually try to entertain ourselves with the most random and obscene things we can find on the internet. This little game usually boils down to us finding pictures of naked people who should not b…

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

If you don’t know how this works, allow us to explain: first, you get yourself a random word from a random word generator. Then, you get yourself a couple of words from a random curse word generator. You mash the two together, plug them in to…

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Vacuum Penis Clown

The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Vacuum Penis Clown

If you’ve been following our search engine exploits recently, you’ll know that this game has a tendency to drift in to the absurd, and sometimes, in to the criminally insane. Today’s round of gaming is no different. If you don&rs…

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Round 2!

The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Round 2!

One thing we like to do to as we procrastinate around the office is plug random words in to Google and run an image search to see what insanity comes up. We’ve shown you this before. But recently, we added a little bit of a twist to the fun a…

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13 Glimpses into Google’s Post-Apocalyptic Future

13 Glimpses into Google’s Post-Apocalyptic Future

It’s a good thing Google runs the world now, or at least the way we find pictures of the world, and sometimes hilarious lists about the world. And thanks to their hard work providing us with lucky searches and pictures of boobs when we searc…

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