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Five Signs That the Future Is Now

Five Signs That the Future Is Now

As a boy, I used to sit and ponder the future, and all the technological marvels that were in store. Well my friends, the future is now. With the exception of space travel and hover cars, we might as well be living in a god-damed “Jetsons epi…

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How to Ruin Your Karma by Stealing Someone’s GPS

How to Ruin Your Karma by Stealing Someone’s GPS

So you’ve decided to break into someone’s car to steal their GPS, good for you. Get ready for the universe to put this action on cosmic scales that involve a plentitude of facets and have vast-reaching repercussions the likes of which …

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GPS That Leads You To Strip Clubs

GPS That Leads You To Strip Clubs

The new-fangled GPS technology is designed to make sure you won’t get lost on the way to grandma’s house. But Nudar turns your standard GPS system into a granny-hating “nude radar” that leads you to strip clubs, nudist beach…

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