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Holy Taco’s Commencement Speech To The Graduating Class of 2011

Class of 2011, You may think the world outside of the walls of your hallowed institution is an inviting one that’s waiting for you to join its ranks as another valued member of the team and of the American workforce. You’re lying to yourself. The o…

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How To Give The Greatest High School Valedictorian Speech Of All Time

posted 06/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

By: Brandon Mendelson There’s three things I remember from graduation: Nobody clapped when I got my diploma, I spent the whole ceremony talking to this hot girl whom I had never seen before or since, and the valedictorian speech was terrible. E…

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25 Ridiculous Senior Portraits

posted 05/12/2010
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Graduations are just around the corner and all we ask is that when you get your portraits done you make the same mistake these people did, so we can make fun of you.

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A Recent Graduate’s Twitter Page

posted 06/03/2009
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It’s graduation time again, and that means that thousands of young, educated people are being commended for their accomplishments, and then released into the real world to survive on their own, which is exactly what happened to Ice-T in Surviv…

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Graduation

posted 05/19/2009
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Graduation is an exciting time in your life, and like most exciting times, it’s bound to be accompanied by a fair amount of awkward moments. While it’s sure to be an unpredictable few days, we can absolutely guarantee that a few th…

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