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Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

Attention Shoppers: we at SuperFoods supermarket just read a news story that we feel we have to pass along to you, our loyal customers. It appears researchers from the University of Arizona recently swabbed 85 shopping carts from a number of grocer…

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Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

posted 01/25/2010
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Okay, it’s Monday night. Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don’t think I’m the only one that understands this. You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you’re singl…

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Grocery Store Bingo

posted 10/23/2009
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Everyone has to go to the grocery store once in a while, including really weird people. This makes your neighborhood grocery store an excellent venue for seeing some really entertaining stuff. Take this bingo card with you the next time you go…

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Ox’s Have Pretty Big Penises

posted 03/15/2009
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To The Attractive Girl In Front Of Me In Line At The Grocery Store This Weekend: Your Joke About Chex Mix Wasn’t Funny

posted 03/12/2009
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Hey, really attractive girl in front of me in line at the grocery store, you probably don’t remember me, but I was standing behind you. Anyway I just wanted to say, when you told your joke at the checkout counter, about how…

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Let’s Get Wasted And Go To The Grocery Store

posted 03/06/2009
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While this instructional video for when cashiers should or should not sell booze to drunken customers is awesome, I was hoping the wife would show up and say, "He has CEREBRAL PAULSY! You people are evil!" But instead, she …

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Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Grocery Store Bingo

Ox’s Have Pretty Big Penises

To The Attractive Girl In Front Of Me In Line At The Grocery Store This Weekend: Your Joke About Chex Mix Wasn’t Funny

Let’s Get Wasted And Go To The Grocery Store

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