(4:10pm) I f*ckin’ hate weddings. Why do people feel the need to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy party just so that everyone knows they’re in love? Shouldn’t we have gotten the point when you dated each other…
The story behind these two mustachioed lovebirds is that he’s 24 and she’s 48. (She looks quite a bit older, but this is what I was told.) The beautiful bride, dressed in white and probably Depends, looks stunning. While the handsome gr…