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Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

  (4:10pm) I f*ckin’ hate weddings. Why do people feel the need to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy party just so that everyone knows they’re in love? Shouldn’t we have gotten the point when you dated each other…

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Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing

Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing

The story behind these two mustachioed lovebirds is that he’s 24 and she’s 48. (She looks quite a bit older, but this is what I was told.) The beautiful bride, dressed in white and probably Depends, looks stunning. While the handsome gr…

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