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25 Reasons to Stay Home This Spring Break

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by Ian Fortey

Spring Break is a wild party. But it’s also this stuff. Beware.

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5 of the Most Disgusting Diseases You Can Get

posted 10/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

You’re pretty gross. Don’t take that as an insult, it’s the general “you” that means everyone. We are all gross. Except Scarlett Johansson who is fantastic. But the rest of us are so full of fluids, gasses and semi-solids that have no business exis…

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What’s In a TV Dinner?

posted 11/26/2010
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Because yesterday was Thanksgiving, we spent most of the day passed out on a bean bag chair. But midday through the day our old friend Swanson was there to ensure we had a hot meal, after only minutes in the microwave. And as we feasted on the co…

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The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

posted 06/09/2010
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Chicken wings are delicious and manly, we know this because flightless birds died to satiate our hunger for their useless limbs by the plateful. Vegetarians weep every time a Monday 25 cent wing night rolls out and, frankly, that’s OK. But …

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Burger King Challenges the Double Down

posted 05/19/2010
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The Best Way To Experience an Old Man’s Colon

posted 03/23/2010
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Poop Chute

posted 02/01/2010
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I Can Get You Placenta for WAY Cheaper Than That

posted 01/08/2010
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