There are quite a few things about this clip that I love. I really like that there’s somebody waiting at the drive through right as the channel 9 news crew walks past their car and starts pointing at the bathroom. Here’s a good rule: if you’re EVER at the drive through of a fast food place, and you see a TV news crew walk past your car and point at the bathroom, you cancel your order and you drive away.
Secondly, there’s a news crew there to talk about how this restaurant is putting bread in the shitter so you’d think the manager of the place would call a meeting and be like “Okay team, we’re not putting the bread in the shitter today. We’re putting it (insert any place but the shitter).” But apparently he just said the first part, and not where to put it, because the employees in charge take the bread towards the shitter, then have this really lost look on their face, like it’s their first time in New York city or something.
I don’t even know where to start with this one. A pair of twins who were adopted at birth by different families found out they were related…after they were already married. The brother and sister reportedly felt an “inevitable attraction” to each other because, I guess, they each thought the other one was really hot. According to the BBC:
A court annulled the British couple’s union after they discovered their true relationship, Lord Alton said.
“They were never told that they were twins,” he told the Lords.
“They met later in life and felt an inevitable attraction, and the judge had to deal with the consequences of the marriage that they entered into and all the issues of their separation.”
“And if you don’t know you are biologically related to someone, you may become attracted to them and tragedies like this may occur.”
Awwwkwaaard. How do you deal with the news that you’ve been boning your sister? Do you break up forever and never see the twin you never knew you had again? Do you break off the wedding, but still get coffee to catch up? Or do you just say fuck it and keep the incest train rolling? I think we know the last one is the only real option.
Remember when you’d go to the dentist’s office when you were a kid and there’d be a copy of Highlights Magazine on the waiting room table? And you were so bored that you thumbed through the whole thing? Well, that ...
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