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A Reasonable Alternative to Cell Phones

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A Very Special Guest Article by Jack Robichaud In this day and age, cell phones are everything. People hold their entire lives inside that one little trinket of mechanical genius, but is it getting to be too much? Are we spending too much tim…

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A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

posted 04/23/2010
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If I was gonna take over a country, you know what I’d do? I’d get elected president, and then I’d make a new $100 bill and put all kinds of secret messages in it to make the country socialist. Well guess what? That’s …

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Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

posted 12/16/2009
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Like most kids, my favorite time of year is Christmas time. I don’t understand why Thanksgiving is so great, and I can’t wait until it’s over because that means it’s almost time for Christmas. That’s the t…

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Guest Column: Why I Fist Bumped the Dalai Lama

posted 09/24/2009
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Hello, The Public! It’s me, Mayor Myron Lowery! Y’know, people have been giving me a hard time ever since I fist bumped the Dalai Lama a few days ago. People are using big words, like "disrespectful", …

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Guest Column: Why NOT Create Anti-Gravity Mice?

posted 09/10/2009
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You may have heard that me and some of my scientist buddies have been messing around with some mice lately, making them float around in anti-gravity chambers for weeks on end. A lot of people say things like, "Hey, Science Guys, h…

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Guest Column: Barney Frank’s Dining Room Table Speaks Out

posted 08/20/2009
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By now, a lot of you have seen the clip of Barney Frank’s dining room table comment at a recent town hall meeting (or what’s become known in the dining room table community simply as ‘the comment’). Basica…

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Guest Column: A Message From Your Penis

posted 07/28/2009
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Hey dude! It’s me, your penis! We know each other pretty well, so let’s skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk. You’ve been coming up short big time lately, and something&#…

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Guest Column: What Crazy Homeless Guy’s Deal Is

posted 07/08/2009
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What’s up, you guys! It’s me, the homeless guy who’s always screaming profanities in your neighborhood at 2am. I’m the guy who causes you to lose a lot of sleep, call the police every now and then, and fee…

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A Reasonable Alternative to Cell Phones

A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill

Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

Guest Column: Why I Fist Bumped the Dalai Lama

Guest Column: Why NOT Create Anti-Gravity Mice?

Guest Column: Barney Frank’s Dining Room Table Speaks Out

Guest Column: A Message From Your Penis

Guest Column: What Crazy Homeless Guy’s Deal Is

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