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The Marketing Meeting To Decided How To Package The Guidette Love Doll

The Marketing Meeting To Decided How To Package The Guidette Love Doll

Charles: Alright, so, the next item on the list is the Guidette Love Doll. Now, we have the box art squared away: a girl that, even though she looks like a whore, looks significantly less whore-ish than Snooki, which I think is a compliment, and a …

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Snookie: The Blanket That Has Herpes!

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25 People With Horrible Fake Tans

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Is it any surprise that this list is almost entirely comprised of Guidos and Guidettes? No. The answer is no. A loud, resounding, fist pumping NO.  

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