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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Spend Christmas With the Cast of Jersey Shore or Insane Clown Posse?

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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if you’d rather spend Christmas with the cast of Jersey Shore, or with Insane Clown Posse. Here’s what it sounds…

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Snookie: The Blanket That Has Herpes!

posted 12/16/2009
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Hot Bikini Streaks for Italian Soccer Team [pic] (TotalProSports) Where To Take Your Girlfriend In Winter (MadeMan) The Dr. Jerry Punch Out Booth (AllLeftTurns) Alice Comes In Threes (ScreenJunkies) Elf Yourself, Bisnatch…

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25 People With Horrible Fake Tans

posted 11/04/2009
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Is it any surprise that this list is almost entirely comprised of Guidos and Guidettes? No. The answer is no. A loud, resounding, fist pumping NO.

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Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

posted 10/28/2009
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Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they’re everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It’s important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region’s strain of d…

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