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6 Musicians That We Assume Will Soon be in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

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Were you aware that ABBA is in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame? Indeed. Also the Eagles, Genesis, Jefferson Airplane, John Mellencamp and Metallica. This year, nominees include Guns n Roses and Donovan. Past nominees have included J Giles Band and…

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The Inner Monologue of Axl Rose at an Arby’s

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Mmm, Arby-Q. That looks good. What is that, some kind of sauce? Is it like barbecue sauce? Arby-Q, barbecue…oh, I get it. It’s like a barbecue sandwich. Only, because I’m at Arby’s, it’s called an Arby-Q. That’s clever. I could put that in …

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How To Ruin A Classic Song

How To Ruin A Classic Song

Hey, do you like it when perfectly good classic rock songs from great bands are ruined by a bunch of idiots that have no idea how to play their instruments while they stand around in their underwear? You do? Awesome. Because we’ve got this on…

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Drunken Argument Friday: David Lee Roth-era Van Halen or Guns N’ Roses?

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like which 80s rock bands were better. Here’s what it sounds like when when we do both at the same time.   The Drunken Argumen…

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Free Dr. Pepper If Axl Gets Off His Ass

Free Dr. Pepper If Axl Gets Off His Ass

Apparently the executives at Dr. Pepper are big fans of pasty white rockers with a penchant for mid-life dreadlocks and seven-minute over-the-top rock ballads. In an effort to get W. Axl Rose to release the long awaited Chinese Democracy, they are …

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