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An Idiot’s Guide to Chicago Violence

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Almost everyone that doesn’t live in Chicago is wrong about it.

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25 Cartoons at Gunpoint

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Remember when people cared about cartoon violence, back before video games and rap music and just regular, every day violence? Those were good times. Here’s 25 cartoons about to be shot.

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25 Homemade Weapons

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Everyone thinks guns and ninja stars are cool, but there’s so much cooler when you make them yourself at home from old pop cans and stray socks.

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7 Videos Of Rednecks And Guns

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Hey y’all, we decided to get American on your ass today, for no particular reason. You’re allowed to do that in an election year. In fact, you’re supposed to get as American as you possibly can, at every opportunity during an elec…

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25 Sneaky Little Guns

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Never trust a man who carries a pistol. But also, never trust anyone with a crucifix, a watch, a lighter, a flashlight, a cane, a belt buckle or anything else you can fit in your hand.

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Shop At The Made In America Store!

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Are you tired of shopping at your local mega-mart and finding all of the products you purchased were manufactured in some far-off land that, if looked up on a map, has its seas surrounded by mystical dragons? Are you sick of having to wipe your pin…

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25 Guns in Inappropriate Places

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The 2nd Amendment is great and all but sometimes you really don’t need a gun. Sometimes.

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It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

Some people think every great idea has already been thought, every story already written and all that’s left is people borrowing, intentionally or otherwise, from the works of others.  And whatever, that seems to make the world work for …

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The Most Dangerous Game

The Most Dangerous Game

  The Biathlon + Danger = A Better Winter Games   Gotta Love The Olympic Thong (TotalProSports) 15 Awesome Celebrity Avatars (SuperTremendous) Hot Girl Bikini CliffJump Fail (CollegeHumor) Jeramee Lopez Hotness (Coed) Sex Questions Are H…

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25 Hot Girls With Weapons

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There’s just something about a hot chick with a big weapon…  

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F***in’ Diplodocus Lobbyists

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