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The 15 Worst Hairstyles In Soccer

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They call it “the beautiful game.” (LMAO.)

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What Guys Think of Women’s Hair Styles

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Women put a lot of effort into their hair, usually. If you weren’t sure what guys think of those hair styles and the lady under then, this oughtta help.

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25 Animals with Mohawks

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Everyone loves a mohawk, it represents the ultimate in anarchy that still takes a hell of a lot of time and effort to pull off. Unless you’re a monkey or whatever an can do it naturally.

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The 6 Most Intimidating Moustaches in History

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Continuing our exploration into the world of moustache as proud partners of Movember, which you ca learn more about over here, we’re delving into some existential moustachery today. The only reason any man has a moustache is to send a messa…

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Wasn’t The Rapture The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Seen?!

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Wow. Just…wow. That was spectacular. Remember the part where Satan’s face appeared on all of our inner-thighs? Or when those royally pissed off angels swooped in and strategically planted a hair in the food we were eating just as we were a little o…

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25 of the Scuzziest Dreadlocks You’ll Ever See

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Dreadlocks aren’t for everyone, but love them or hate them we can all agree they shouldn’t look like you’ve been flossing your own ass with them.

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25 Things More Unsettling Than Carrot Top and His Straight Hair

25 Things More Unsettling Than Carrot Top and His Straight Hair

Carrot Top is famous. We leave that sentence unqualified and mystifying; it’s a fact and yet it boggles the mind. Moving on from that, Carrot Top is a prop comic known more for his fast-food-peyote-steroid-sci-fi appearance than for whatever the …

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25 Bizarre Things Made From Hair

25 Bizarre Things Made From Hair

All this time you’ve been letting your hair fall on the ground (or saving it in labeled bags under the stairs) when you could have been doing all kinds of vaguely creepy things with it. Look!

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25 Hot Afros (With Girls Underneath Them)

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An afro is a bad ass hairstyle that puts things like the mullet to shame and, frankly, looks much hotter than 90% of all mullets we’ve ever seen. So here’s a gallery.

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25 Monkeys with Kick Ass Hair Cuts

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Don’t you hate it when you go get your haircut and you come out looking all fancy and then a monkey swings by and shows you up with its much cooler haircut? Yeah.

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The Dead Walk Among Us…And Enjoy Sports

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