March 17th, 2008 | 08:11
With the birth of her new daughter yesterday, the Taco would like to welcome Halle Berry into the illustrious world of mothers we’d like to do unspeakable things to. As if you don’t already know, this birth makes Halle the hottest MILF on the face of the earth. This mometous occasion will change the history of man forever. It’s up there with the invention of the forward pass, the creation of Cheez Whiz and the manufacture of the breast implant. Take note, fellas. Your children will be learning about this day in History class.
halle berry, MILF Monday
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