By Mr. Tinylegs
God damn, do I hate Halloween. I hate it so f***ing much! I hate it more than cats! I hate it more than the friggen vacuum cleaner! I hate it more than that dude who shows up once a day and shoves paper through that slot in the door…
Of all the decisions that have ever been made in the history of the world, there are none more difficult than deciding what costume your going to wear for Halloween this year. That’s why we’ve created this handy flowchart to help y…