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The Ten Worst Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

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by Jim Tews

In what seemed like the longest Halloween weekend ever, we’re sure you found the time to make it out to wander the neighborhood (by yourself or with your kids) and ask for unhealthy handouts. In the fury and rush that is trick-or-treating, yo…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be

posted 10/14/2009
by ywang

Of all the decisions that have ever been made in the history of the world, there are none more difficult than deciding what costume your going to wear for Halloween this year. That’s why we’ve created this handy flowchart to help y…

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Why You Should Never Rush Down a Steep Flight of Bat Stairs

posted 09/17/2009
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UFC Season 10 Starts With a Blood Bath (CagePotato) Girls And Their Wale Tails (Coed) Megan Fox Is Dumb And Hot (TheDailyFix) Sherri Gulley Is HOT (GorillaMask) Keeley Hazel Hot Pics (DrunkenStepfather) Working Ou…

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Justin and Johnny: The Dead Body Problem

posted 08/06/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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Last Minute Halloween Tips, Because We Care

posted 10/31/2008
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Before you head out for a rowdy night of trick-or-treating and Halloween partying, we’ve come up with a few last-minute Halloween tips that should ensure a successful night. Have a safe, fun-filled night and don’t go crazy and axe-…

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In Honor Of Halloween…

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Geto Boys |MTV Music Some people like to watch Michael Jackson’s "Thriller" to celebrate Halloween. Me? I prefer to watch a midget steal candy from children and punch the pavement until his knuckles bleed…and then get carted o…

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Getting Arrested Is Always Funnier In Costume

posted 10/30/2008
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Awesome things can happen when you put on a costume and leave your house (for example, you can get free candy). But beware this Halloween because, as we all know, some bad things can happen as well. Whether you’re protesting the UN, or settin…

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What Celebrities Are Wearing This Halloween

posted 10/27/2008
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A creative Halloween costume is very important if you’re a celebrity. But some celebrities go a little too far and their costumes turn out a little disturbing. Here’s a sneak peak at a few of them for this year. Bill and Hillary decid…

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The Reason Why Sorority Girls Wear Slutty Costumes

posted 10/26/2008
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If you’ve been to college, you know, Halloween means sorority girls in slutty costumes. But how do they so consistently choose to wear slutty costumes without fail? Well, we intercepted an internal memo from the head of college sororities. …

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HolyTaco’s Tribute To The Naughty Nurse

posted 10/09/2008
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Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we’ve paid homage to The French Maid Outfit, asses, boobs and thighs. Now, with Halloween right around the corner, we are paying tribute to the Naughty Nurse. I…

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The Ten Worst Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

A Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be

Why You Should Never Rush Down a Steep Flight of Bat Stairs

Justin and Johnny: The Dead Body Problem

Last Minute Halloween Tips, Because We Care

In Honor Of Halloween…

Getting Arrested Is Always Funnier In Costume

What Celebrities Are Wearing This Halloween

The Reason Why Sorority Girls Wear Slutty Costumes

HolyTaco’s Tribute To The Naughty Nurse

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