When all the oil runs out in a few weeks, we are going to have to turn to other forms of transportation. If you are stuck riding a bike for the rest of your life, it should be awesome like these.
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don’t have a host, but if we did, it’d be these guys:
Now, on to the awards:
BEST PICTURE….TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM:
Elton John, Harrison Ford, Cali…